Tuesday is Spewday...and solar tsunami day as well.....

As the sun spews on the earth tonight....you too should spew chips on Spewday Tuesday...

From LJ's blog :

"play two tourneys tonight for fun and glory! tuesday spewday is on full tilt poker, password = spewday

Tourney ID 174878610: 9pm $11 double stack, early antes
Tourney ID 174876304: 9:15pm $6 super turbo KO

all times ET

i'm gonna try to do screen shots, but it's so hard. seriously, no idea how mookie did this for so long. may implement a weekly winner profile a la mookie. see you tonight!"


....and tomorrow night is the one...the only :

Of course hosted by Josie.......
And....after that if you want to play in a cheesegrater-on-balls-then-alcoholpouredonyouropenwounds-tournament play the Mookie.....

Last and certainly not least : if you like Dr. Pauly and the Tao of Poker..... you must get and read this book now. Details on purchasing are here . I just finished the book and it is a great read. My take is that the book has elements of all things that poker bloggers love and crave. One of course being the best poker blog ever...throw in a dash of Hunter S. Thompson, a dash of Anthony Bourdain, a dash of Jack Kerouac and you have a rich stew of poker, gambling, degeneracy and travel experiences. Very. Interesting. Indeed.

That is all.....
Thanks,
PokahDave

Live Bloggage for the Mookie and BBT5 TOC Final seat winner

10:00 PM ET...We are reporting to you with vast resources from 'The Mookie' We here at PokerandMiscellaneousStuff are employing 100 people to bring the best in live blog reports and knockout insults. So with that said....Shuffle up and Deal!

Starting Table :

 Happy Birthday BDR Biatches! 3 years of Inernet Donkosity has been awesome.....I haven't been able to listen but I am listening tonight! 101 Entrants.
Knockouts : Joanne1111.........Joannada is Gigli from Canadia! Out 101st!
                  Bessin.........You Bessin be kiddin' me...Out 100th!
                  edgie212......PokerWedgie99!
                  twoblackaces......andTwoBlackEyes....out 98th!
                  NumbBono.....KnockedOutO 97th!
                  PinkyStinky......StinkyPokery....Out 96th!
                  Julkeus.......JustGetOutus! Out 95th!
                  lightning36.....Edged out by my Kicker....Lightning gets Struck Out 94th!
                  JOELPOKERGOD......Blahhhhahahahahahahahahaaaa!
                  ChampSampson......Chumped and ChipDumped! Out 92nd!
                  Misterd2U........MisterBlistered2Us! Out 91st!
                  lucko21......Gets Fucko'd....Out 90th!
                  Rakewell......OutEarly....Hell! Out 89th!
                  JCutt03......From Varsity now with JV! Out 88th!
                  JoeSpeaker.......Speak of the Devil....Out 87th!
                  shamanalix......This is the End....The end of your chips...my friend!
                  Q4Cracked......Quack Quack QUACKED! Out 85th!
                  DeepChitNJ........UGotStackedNoWay! Out 84th!
                  Wheelz78..........Wheelz83
                  thegroupie.......Overdosed on bad Poker! Out 82nd!
                  railey69........railey81
                  microvillain........microstackin....Out 80th!
                  1TATA1.........Say TATA to the Chips! Out 79th!

First Break coming up!
11:00 PM ET :  left of 101 entries.......

Knockouts : JD Schellnut.......Kicked in the Schellnuts at 78!
                   bigdav1967....gets the bigheave out 77th!
                   DakotaBlock......ChipsStackRocked....Out 76th!
                   ekrr.........outrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....Out 75th!
                   Zeem....Steemed.......Out 74th!
                   Chippy McStacks........Stacky ChipsGawwwwwwwwwwnnnn!
                   pushmonkey72........calldonkey'd72!
                   Alceste..........Aldone....Out 71st!
                   Loretta8........In da Mookienotsog8! Out 70th!
                   bayne_s..........been_stacked! Out 69th!
                   jmdniacc........jmstackediacc'd Out at 68!
                   Astin......Kudos for lastin'....until 67th place!
                   Julius_Goat........Julius_Gaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwnnnnn!
                   asphnxma........out66thnma!
                   The Celtics....Concussions all around....WTF...check that 'roid monster and his fucking 10 foot wide shoulders you bastards!
                   -WYLDKARD-........Stack'dHARD! Out 65th!
                   heffmike........Stack'dSpike'd....Out at 64!
                   classic.........chipstack'dic....out 63rd!
        Buddy is in rare form and Poem Corner never sounded so bad! The song that is!
                   ck31.......oh no srowrorred and out at 61!
                   Fawk....I forgot about the Dookie! Ya Bastids!
                   madbrooklyn.........sadsackin'.....Out 60th!
                   MiamiDon......is well....MIAMIGAAAWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
                   NewinNov.........ThrewinLow......Out 58th!
                   maigrey..........chipsstay......Out 57th!
                   DaBag........DaBaggis...got Stackedis! Out 56th!
                   scottc25......scottschipsleaveat54!
 Ouch....I f'd up the knockout order....awww fawk it...who gives a fawk...I'm gonna get another beer.....
              
Knockouts :  king1112........"Kings and Queens and guillotines....takin' chips tonigheeeeeet! Out 53rd!
                   peacecorn........chipscorned! Out at 52!
                   budohorseman......chipslostofcourseman! Out 51st!
                   RGC2005.........CUG50!
                   columbo.......columboned at 49!
                   hoyazo.........Chipsstack'dyo! Out 48th!
                   FerricRamsium.......Chipsstack'dforRansom! Out 47th!
                   pvanharibo..........pvanchipshavetogo....Out 46th!
                   DDionysus...........Losesraces2nightsis! Over and Out!

Break # 2 coming up
         











































   





  

The BBT5....Live Canookie Bloggage...for yer squashage

OK....so this live blog series of the BBT5 has turned into Knockout recaps. NO....not even the hand/beat that respective players have been knocked out by. They are simply my way of contributing  giving back..or is it giving it to the poker blogger community. Whatever it is...it is meant to be taken completely seriously......and you should be utterly insulted by the way I make fun of your poker screen names that you have selected to represent yourselves. You should also punch yourself in the face multiple times while wearing a snugly fit cheese grater that you may have purchased from your sick and twisted past torture fetish. I hope that nobody has an aversion to run on sentences either as I blog in my stream-of-consciousness style and Knockout insult goodness. That sentence made no sense as I am overly tired from working harder than ever. So back by popular demand is the livebloggageknockoutbuttbongofiestaCanookieMookieBBT5-OonCincoDeMayOOOOO.

Kudos to my daughter who turned 5 years old today. Yes that is right...she was born on 5-5-05 and she turned 5 on 5-o de May-o. Pretty effin cool huh?

THE BRUINS WIN....THE BRUINS WIN....THE BRUINS WIN...THE BRUINS WIN!
Sorry philly....these are not the Broad street bullies of old.....not even close!

Away we gooo........10:00 PM ET : I am drinking Bud Select 55, Bud Light and a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon.....LOL at that. 99 entries in all...we can't get 100?

Starting table shot :

Knockouts :  Bone_Daddy84.....DoneDaddyDone! Gigli!
                   MrBugaDog......BuggaONOUTTAHEYAAAA!
                   fuzzidrawers........what else needs to be said....his memory is fuzzy though!
                   Katitude......the Kitty has littered all her chips in somebody elses stack! Somehow...Kat got knocked out but continued to move up the ranks...huh? Officially 89th
                  
                  
                  
Holy Shit....a mouse just scurried across my fucking floor....jezuz fucking christ what the fuck is that stupid cat of ours doing?.....

Knockouts : The fucking mouse that my cat couldn't kill....BOOOOOM...I step on YOU!
                   cracknaces.........Caracked and Stuhacked!
                  KeepFloppin.......KeepTryin!
                  Rake Feeder....the master of the Foxwoods bellyflop is acutally Fake Reader!
                  InstantTragedy......InstantSeanage....
                  cmitch........now you cmitch.....now you don't cmitch!
                  heffmike.....StackedMike
                  BuddyDank.......BuddyStank'd!!
                  AUDITOR NURSE....Open up and say....

Ooooooo I just took a huge pot with 2 pair flopped and my A-Qo>A-Ko

Knockouts :  Columbo......get a CLUE! and keep your stack TOO!
                    niktak....niktak paddywhack....give your stack to a poker hack!
                   Santa555.....All was quiet throughout the Mookie and Santa555 got stacked and lost his Cookie!
                    PinkyStinky.....StackyGotTakey
                    BadBlood.......BadBeat....probably....
                    Joanne1111......Joannada from Canada lost her stackada to a Manada! She is also not pregnant!

Ouch.....AA.....Shabazz Jenkins had JJ and a flop of 8-J-8....I push...he calls and I turn an Ace! Crazy stuff....sorry about that one.


Knockouts :  Shabazz Jenkins.....takes a bad beat from yours truly...he trapped my ass with a full house and I pushed with Aces...and of course turned an ace. Bad Beat!
                   Pig2Pen.....Stack2SomebodyElse!
                   NYRambler......Ramblo on my man...it is because you are a NYJets fan!
                   DakotaBlock......DakotaStacked....North to South baby...Dakota that is!
                   Hoyazo.......HoyStackedYO!

I am currently in 2nd place of 77 left and about to go on break....

11:00 PM ET :  2nd of 76 remaining
This past weekend we suffered the WATERPOCALYPSE in the Boston and Greater Boston area. Yes...a huge water main broke and 2 million plus had to boil water and  buy bottled water etc. It turned out to be a giant hoax that panicked over 2 million people. I took showers anyway....and I have some sort of stomach bug. WTF???

Knockouts :  JWG277....JustWhatGaveyourchipsaway27perhaps?
                   snowelle30...SnO-ohwelll....SnoOWELLL...ur chips have all gone to Hell!
                   ravensfutbal......Chips are NEVERMORE....NEVERMORE!
                   photojenn.......ChiposGONE!
                   Mike_Maloney......StackedMaPwndy!
                   NumbBono.......DumbStackedYo
                   MorningThunder......StackedAsunder....
                   bayne_s......been_stacked!
                   veryjosie....verystackie'd
                   sellthekids.....Don'tBetTheHouse!
                   ChampSampson......Unfortunately he met O.J. Limpsin!
                   iaatg6296......ItsAllAboutTheGONE!!!

Oooooo....I just flopped a set of Jacks and took out mclarich......

Knockouts : Wheelz78.......Rollin.....Rollin....Knocked out on the Riiiiverrrrrr!
                   jamyhawk......flyme......StackedRageous!
                   Maniac57.......the Spite Call is Bad Y'allllllllll!
                   Loretta8......LorettaL8ter!
                   asphnxma.....SansStackma!
                   Misterd2U.......MisterDeadStack2U!
                   wolfshead.....Little 'ol wolfies stack got mutilated late last night!
                   BamBamCan.....BamBamCanGoToBedRightNowOrDrinkAScotchOnME!
                   mclarich........mcstackedich!
                   Stebe65......Stacked55!
                   RNallin..........BendOverandGetStacked!
                   Bruno75........My name is Bruno!....How ghey is that? you are Bruno53
                   Corron10......StackGone52!
                   Kajagugu.......KajaGONEGONE!
                   SuitedKings....BrokebackMounted!
                   shockin.........and chagrined! Out 49th!
                   TuscaloosaJohn.......is....well....TuscaloosaGOOOOONNNNNE!
                   ues61......U Exactly Stacked at 47!
                   TripJax.......ChipStaxed!
                   MrsFrogger.........Splat! Out 45th!
                   Rakewell........NotFinishWell!
                   Negrealanu.......NegrealaNOT!
                  
Apparently the RedSox win as well.....woohoo! 2nd Break coming up......

12:00 AM ET : 11th of 42 left......

Knockouts : xkm1245.......U have seat already U go now!
                  -o-lucktruck-o-.....-o-Stacked-o-
                  JOELPOKERGOD......blahhahahahahahahahaahahaaa
                  dawnsummers......Someone left their stack out....and it got drainnnnnned!
                  MemphisMojo......Don'tGetStackedYo!
                  NewinNov........GoneinMay!
                  Thorn In Side.......Chips Are Not By Your Side
                  MiamiDon........is....well.....MiamiGOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
                  Unimpressed........Unchipstacked!
                  wwonka69........VerucaSalted and out 33rd!
                  forthebaby......dontthrowthechipsoutwiththebathwaterbaby!
                  Frogger........FroggerBlogger met a Chipstack hogger!
                  El Patron 420......El ChipsGone at 12:20!
                  Blinders......Finder Keepers Chipstack Sweepers!
                  digdav1967....chipsgone28!
                  TheMan2484......StackGone24nevermore
                  adamsapple19.......yappledapple ur chips are crapple!
                  Astin.....25th is better than last'n
                  DeepChitNJ.....SmallStackGoAwayyyyyy!
                  stl_phily.....Bad_Floppy!
                  lightning36......Who can take chipstackkkkkk....and make it go awayyyyyy!...who can make a stacky stack go across the table fast....the CandyMan cannnnnnnnnn.....the CandyMan cannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

                  ooosssuuu754.......OllStackedUp and Out!
                  muhctim......ChipsSlim!
                  GCox25......Apparently GCox19!
                  ms_scary......Chips Scarse-y
                 
I am 15th of 17 left............

Knockouts : pushmonkey72........Stacked by a ChipsJunky!
                   1Queens Up1.......pvandonkibo'd!
                   DaBag........DaChips are in Da other persons hands!
                   ShipFaced12......ShippedChips14th!
                   VBPro7......VeryBadPoker7!
                  
3rd Break coming up....I am the shortstack at the tables.

1:00 AM ET.......Bubble Trubble? So tired and sick Ah-Kh....all in......

Knockouts :  edgie212.......lost his edge and is out ....actually edgie12!
                   Chippy McStacks......Stacky McGawwwwwwwwwwn!
                    pvandonkibo has over 100k more than anybody else.......
                   good fucking grief....I call all in with A-7o and she has AA now....FML! I am bubble boy.......work is gonna be funnnnnnnnn tomorrow!
     
     

The Mookie and the BBT5...Live Bloggin'

Live Blog :

Coming in with a buzz....I may just be drunk by the time 12:00 rolls around...yay me! There is nothing like a great babysitter. Not that you dirty bastards....The wife and I were able to get out and have a few drinks with dinner.

10:00 PM ET :
Crazy sports night...right now the Mookie just started. The Red Sox tied up the Rangers 7-7 and the Bruins tied up the Sabres 2-2 and is in overtime....

It is a very tight starting table...not much happening after the first 30 minutes...taking down some small pots....

Joannada is apparently pregnant.....

Al is making a huge announcement.....

I am apparently in the Sunday night freeroll.....Thank you AlCantHang you are obv. the MAN!!!!

10:30 :

Not much going on....still a tight table....didn't see the hand that Schaubs lost...I am at starting stack....

2nd overtime still going for the B's.....

The B's Win....The B's Win....The B's Win....woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

A-Qo...on a called small raise and Q-4-4 flop....I take it down for a small pot.....

Bottom of the 12th for the Sox....7-7.....

Oooof....microvillain gets Kashei'd with 10's against Ad-Kd....he's down to  T155....and BREAK

11:00 :

The RedSox win....The RedSox win...The RedSox win....wooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Looks like cmitch just joined our table....then again looks like I just got moved to this table...I wanna go back to the tight ass table...Ooooh....K's....VBPro7 didn't bite though....

I've got my work cut out for me at this table.....

I got moved again about 11:11....weird but I wanted off that last table.....

Wait....TheMan has 14K in chips to my right....I would be 'TheMan' if I had a stack like that too....

Fold.......Fold.....Fold....Fold......Fold.....Fold.....Fold......Fold.....Fold.....Fold.....Fold......

Thorn In Side is running over the table....whoever that is.......

11:30 Still not much going on...I still have a starting stack....and I'm still drinking Beer....things could be worse.....

1Queens Up1 just got a Thorn In Side and is out 56th.....

MiamiDon is tearing it up with 29K and BuddyDank is making everybody puke with his sappyness.....stick to Poem corner man!!!!

Astin just got gonged by TheMan2484 and his 7d-5d...Astin had A-Ko.....

I just took down the blinds with JJ...and that hand was OK.....

1010 on the button...uh oh....there is a raise and a call....I push....Zeem calls my push with A-Ko....and I actually fade an A or a King....I double up.....

Drizztdj is starting to kick some ass with his Drizzcookies...or his Aces....

The table has filled up again with BuddyDank and Budohorseman after MsDredful gets Drizz'd (that sounds dirty and so do DrizzCookies).

People are droppin' like flies.....except at the table I'm at of course....

Good Grief....Lightning36 who is sitting to my right just requested 'The Candyman' again on BDR.....bad beat indeed.....

Going on break.....and towards 12 ET

12:00 Midnight :

KK first hand after break.....in the cutoff.....Lightning raise to 900 right in front of me...I pot his raise...he tanks...folds....Good Fold dude!

77 to a BuddyDank raise...pre....FOLD!

Lightbulb Doubles with 8's against Zeems 7's.....

Zeem Doubles with an ace through Drizz....Budo survives an all-in....

I am 27th of 42 right now at 12:09....

Lightbulb doubles though Zeem....he's got about 11K now....

I am shortstackin' and about to be attackin'

Drizz gets Aces again....and I am moved at 12:14....

Tough table....time to make a move!

Fawk....30th of 34 after OSU goes out.....

All in under the gun and  I spike an Ace with my mighty A-7o.....BuddyDank had QQ and I spiked an ace.....I am awful....but I'll take it.....and I'll take the double up....

I take the blinds with 8's....I thought BuddyDank would push....23rd of 28 right now at 12:25

BuddyDank is allin...and called by JamyHawk...and out.....

ooof....JamyHawk just took out Colombo AQ>AK

What a surprise....me and Lightning are the short stacks.....

12:30 :

Short Stackin' and Beer attackin'.....

Lightning is  out with A-9 against Monster MiamiDon and his K's....

Bayne out...and I'm still in with and spiked 2 pair with my 10-6o and now at 12:37...I have JJ....
and it is......OK!!!!

18th of 22 now at 12:40.....

Riggstad just takes out DarthPokeris.....A-Qo against Fishhooks....and the Ace falls...before Darth succumbs to the 'Good' side....

12:45...not much...short stack is still pluggin here....

I'ma Bubble or Dubble here with 5's....well I didn't bubble but JamyHawk had 6's to my 5's so I'm just drunk and tired...and out 20th.....fawk me....see you all on Sunday in the BBT5 FREEROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

12:50....so tired......