Friday, July 23, 2010

Yes...the man can play guitar...
Carlos!!!!!

Stevie W. Front row!
Front row Stevie Winwood...

Stupid people are everywhere

These two idiots go to the stupid hall of fame. I mean....it's not like the guy was standing at an outdoor concert of something. He smokes a blunt right inside Foxwoods.

http://isi.ms/123fc7

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

They there would be russian Donkeys invading poker sites....

AND THEY WERE RIGHT!!!!


Parachuting donkey shocks Russian beachgoers


MOSCOW (AFP) - – Russian beachgoers got a shock when they saw a donkey soaring in the blue skies over the balmy beaches on the Sea of Azov in southern Russia last week, police said on Tuesday.
Attached to a parachute, the animal screamed in fear as it circled over heads of holidaymakers sunbathing on a beach in the Cossack village of Golubitskaya in the Krasnodar region.
A regional police spokeswoman said the donkey ended up in the skies as a result of an impromptu advertising campaign by several Russian entrepreneurs to attract beachgoers to their private beach.
Instead, they attracted the attention of regional police who learned of the flying donkey earlier this week and launched a probe.
"The donkey screamed and children cried," regional police spokeswoman Larisa Tuchkova told AFP. "No-one had the brains to call police."
Instead, she said, people reached for their cameras and bombarded a local newspaper with phone calls.
"It was put up so high into the sky that the children on the beach cried and asked their parents: "Why did they tie a doggy to a parachute?" the newspaper, Taman, said late last week.
"The donkey landed in an atrocious manner: it was dragged several metres along the water, after which the animal was pulled out half-alive onto the shore."
The incident is stunning even for a country where animal cruelty is widespread and came as a shock to the locals, said Taman newspaper's editor, Elena Iovleva.
"This has never happened before," she told AFP.
The footage of the parachuting donkey was aired on national television Tuesday.

 
I write like
David Foster Wallace
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!




Wednesday, July 14, 2010

A little live poker for me??

Two relatively quick STT's anyway. I went here on Sunday (after my once in 3 years clothes shopping spree) and played a couple of sit'n'go's. I won the first one (I sucked out with 8's against my opponent who had Q's....8 on the flop!) and busted out 5th in the next one...still had a nice profit when I left. Although the 5.75 Bud Lights are a bit of a drag (16 oz.). I used to play at Rockingham Park when I lived in Lawrence about 3 years ago. It's the next town on the MA. side of the border. Many moons ago my Grandpa (who taught me all the card games when I was a mere 5 years old) showed me the adrenaline rush of horse racing. He loved to bet on the horses. After he passed away in '98 I figured some day I would buy his old house and make weekly treks to Rockingham Park. I didn't quite turn out that way as horse racing was outlawed some time in the early 00's. They still have simulcast racing and every time I step in that place I get a wave of nostalgia that just gets my adrenaline going. Back in '02 I stepped into the place and placed a few bets on the simulcast horse races....although exciting it just wasn't the same.

I took a look around the old Race Track and thought about how big the place is. They have computer and merchandise shows there on a regular basis because they need to make money on the amount of unused space. "God forbid this place goes out of business" I said. Salem, NH would turn into the largest liquor/merchandise outlet destination in the northeast. Not that it isn't already....you see the Communists here in MA have made it all but impossible to drop your cash on any electronic devices or liquor, or food..or well...you get the picture. The sales tax on everything is killing towns like Lawrence and other border towns. When I escaped the formerly great town of Lawrence in '07 I had one last conversation with my neighbor. She is an older lady maybe 75 or so and her husband passed away a couple years earlier. She asked me "Why isn't our property tax going down....that's why I voted for Deval Patrick?". I explained "You got suckered like everybody else who voted for him....he blatantly lied and you bought it. I'm sorry but you have to predict this kind of thing by doing research". "I don't know how I'm going to keep this house" she said  nervously. "I wish you luck.....you guys have been great neighbors to me and my grandparents for 50 years. I'm sorry but raising a daughter around here isn't like it was even as little as 25 years ago. We are getting out of here....I suggest you look into selling your property and setting yourself up for the rest of you life" She had scared look on her face and rightly so. I felt bad about being blunt but they are used to that because they lived next to my Grandfather for 40 years.  That conversation is a little hint at the desparity that is the northern border of MA. Did I mention that I was in the area of Rockingham Park because I was doing my once every 3 year clothes shopping run to Salem, NH??

So I am at Rockingham Park in '03 looking around and I declared that it would be a crazy-good place for a casino or at least a card room. I mean the wasted space would be filled to capacity.....even for Charity Card tournaments. I had been playing in a couple of charity tourneys around the area after the Moneymaker effect took hold. Fast forward 3 years. A local MA Charity org. that ran NLHE tournaments for charity moved from MA to Salem, NH and started a card room in Rockingham Park. It was even run by two guys I graduated High School with! That was quite a surprise when I started to frequent the card room and seeing them act as tournament director and Chip runner/Dealer/Pit Boss types. I didn't see them when I was there last Sunday but they are probably still associated with the room I would imagine. I mean the money that runs through there must be quite large and it really is a good place in tax-free Salem, NH. I even saw that they expanded into BlackJack and other small table games (which I will stay away from...unless of course I ever get back to Vegas). The biggest bet that you can make in the cash games tables is 4 dollars I believe....that is basically why they can do this legally. I could be wrong about that but that's what I heard when I was there for 3 hours last Sunday. The only other things that keep it from being an incredible card destination? The lowest buy-in for the 10-man STT's is 40.00....and when you win or chop the top two prizes...you are expected to toss the dealer 10 bucks as a tip. I was made aware of this after I gave the guy a five and the guy that was watching the action when it got to 3-handed let me know. The other semi-complaint is that you may experience a weird sensation while sitting on the downside of the table while playing cards. Yeah...you know how the racetrack has large areas that slope downward toward the racetrack and the huge ramps that also have tables and also slope downward. It really is weird but just a slight annoyance. I joked that it makes the nits get their cards faster in the limit Omaha and Hold'em tables....well half of them do anyway.

So I had a great time being there all by myself. I did however have the ghost of my Grandfather looking over my shoulder. Drinking his drink, laughing his laugh, soaking up all the surrounding atmosphere in preparation for more great stories to be told......and enjoying all the former and current gambling going on back at the ol' racetrack....

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Updates from relaxedland...

so.....I never won one of these before....tonight....I also took 2nd in the 'VeryJosie'.....having sex in the middle of a tourney is always good for the soul...and the game.






I also came in second in a 4 dollar Rush tourney...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 97.00 bucks for nada


Sunday, July 04, 2010

Happy 4th of July!!!!!!!
Happy 4th of July!!!!!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Some light reading for your summer vacation....

Dusk Dawg says....buy Dr. Pauly's new book...ooooWWOOOOooOOOOOWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!



I just ordered a copy. Can't wait to get this in my grubby paws....

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Dusk Dawg Says......


Dusk Dawg says: "Play the 'Very Josie' on the first Wed. of every month....and watch my master FAIL to win the Mookie.....Wooof!!"



Bad result of the month hand :

Full Tilt Poker Game #21764959494: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (167975823), Table 2 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:37:56 ET - 2010/06/20
Seat 1: Wabo001 (1,985)
Seat 2: capt_crano (1,665)
Seat 3: PAULO MOTTES (5,035)
Seat 4: pocket aces jim (1,210)
Seat 5: DDionysus (1,465)
Seat 6: aka4aces (2,933)
Seat 8: bobplays (1,075)
Seat 9: Ezra01 (1,232)
capt_crano posts the small blind of 40
PAULO MOTTES posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DDionysus [Qs Qh]
pocket aces jim folds
DDionysus has 15 seconds left to act
DDionysus raises to 180
aka4aces raises to 760
bobplays folds
Ezra01 folds
Wabo001 has 15 seconds left to act
Wabo001 has timed out
Wabo001 folds
Wabo001 is sitting out
capt_crano folds
PAULO MOTTES folds
Wabo001 has returned
DDionysus raises to 1,465, and is all in
aka4aces calls 705
DDionysus shows [Qs Qh]
aka4aces shows [Kc Jd]
*** FLOP *** [Jc 4h Js]
*** TURN *** [Jc 4h Js] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 4h Js Ad] [Jh]
DDionysus shows a full house, Jacks full of Queens
aka4aces shows four of a kind, Jacks
aka4aces wins the pot (3,050) with four of a kind, Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,050 | Rake 0
Board: [Jc 4h Js Ad Jh]
Seat 1: Wabo001 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: capt_crano (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: PAULO MOTTES (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: pocket aces jim didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: DDionysus showed [Qs Qh] and lost with a full house, Jacks full of Queens
Seat 6: aka4aces showed [Kc Jd] and won (3,050) with four of a kind, Jacks
Seat 8: bobplays didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Ezra01 didn't bet (folded)

Dusk Dawg says : "Overkill IMO....and chicks with machine guns are cool"

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Dusk Dawg Says......

Dusk Dawg Says Play the following tournaments!

It's Wednesday, June 2nd @ 9:00pm ET
Double Stack, with a KNOCK-OUT
Tournament # 162963907   strike through words are obv. wrong and need updating for Christs sake

Password is pokerbaby               Don't you have a badge for your tourney yet Josie...jeeeez 
Edit : Uh.....nevermind.......I guess I won the tourney and it is null and void now...I do have that effect....




 Then at 10:00 you should play this hopefully at the same time as you are already kicking ass Like I did last week :
The Mookie Wednesdays at 10 PM ET password : vegas1
Also a double stack NL tournament.



Then to be an extra good dawgie you should sign up for a play in the following tournament Next Wednesday :

Here is an explanation from OhCaptain himself :

"Thank you very much in advance to everyone that joins with me and spreads the word. And an even bigger thank you for registering for this tournament on Full Tilt Poker. Even if you are unable to play, $5 of your buy-in goes to the Ronald McDonald House. So, yeah, it's OK to be dead money. No one will complain :)

So one last time, here's the details:
Date: June 16
Time: 9PM CDT (Same time as Mookie)
It will actually be running in place of the Mookie. BDR will be broadcasting it.
Charity: Ronald McDonald House
$5 + $5(Tournament, charity)
Password= vegas1
Tournament#= 164273435

I hope to see everyone there! And thank you for any and all help you can provide." 

If that is not enough donkery and charity for you....there is always this

to listen to while playing these tourneys (I think you can also watch these donkeys as well) and this if you get knocked out from the other tourneys and need some Donkiliscious action : The Dookie


 So for East Coasters like myself it goes : The VeryJosie at 9:00 PM, The Mookie at 10:00 PM, and the Dookie at 11:30PM....get it? GOOD!

Also don't forget on Sunday nights to play the following...that is if you are a PokerSlut! If you're reading this blog post you must be a dirty PokerSlut!






This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!
To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.
Note: To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime� 6.5 or higher is required.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

The UIGEA has reared its ugly head in MA

Here we go....can you all say 'yay' to nanny-state and nanny-government! Can you say 'hooray' for holier-than-thou politicians!

Edit : This made my day though...great tourney by Josie...the 'Very Josie' You should play the 'Very Josie' at 9:00 PM ET before 'The Mookie' at 10:00 PM ET on Wednesday nights!

I got the bounty!!!!! Crazy heads up play with the Memphis Mojo as well GG sir!

This is an automated message sent from Full Tilt Poker.
   Your Player ID:   DDionysus
   From Player ID:   veryjosie
   Date and Time:    2010-06-02 23:42:30
   Transfer Number:  XXXXXXXX
   Amount:           $5.00
   Status:           PROCESSING 


YUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUM!!!!!!!!