Pay it forward good blogger!!!

I imported a new list to the blog list. I wanted the feature that shows who updates their blog and when. If your blog is missing then let me know....Yes this means YOU! I also had a nice lady contact me through email and made an offer I couldn't refuse. I told her to make the same offer to everybody on my blog list because I wanted credit for being a nice guy and also giving something back to the blogger community...or what's left of it! So.....it DOES PAY to be on my blog list NO? Now check the blog list on the right side and let me know...GO NOW...DO IT....STOP WASTING TIME AND MONEY!!!!

Edit : Speaking of paying it forward. The good people at UpForPoker have decided to get PokerStars to open up the generosity door for THIS. Ummmmmm. I am wanting to be there....I just don't know if I can be there. I'm sure if I will be there it will be a last minute thing.....and I will need a team for the Last Longer Challenge. I suggested team MassHole for people from Massachusetts...but maybe that could be expanded to New England....since everybody hates our sports teams. Last time I was there was '07 and this guy was nice enough to show me around. Just where is BDidde/Biggestron anyway? I'll have to put out an A.P.B. on him.....

Never forget

9 years ago. Never again. I am so sick of hearing about this Koran burning stuff. It's basically taking over as the story of the month. I don't care what happens to the book of hate. I care about what this day means to America. Never forget...and never again.

Stupid way to die......

This is today's stupid way to die.....the former ELO musician is rumored to have said "Hey...." before getting crushed by....well.....Hay......

Second Fawkin' FiDDle!

Ouch...last hand as follows : (I knew the guy was tiring and I knew he was going to push anything if I called so.....the summer ends with a semi-bang)

Full Tilt Poker Game #23656967983: $6 + $0.40 Super Turbo KO (182712258), Table 2 - 4000/8000 Ante 1000 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:24:14 ET - 2010/09/05
Seat 1: Illie565 (165,178)
Seat 2: DDionysus (70,322)
Illie565 antes 1,000
DDionysus antes 1,000
DDionysus posts the small blind of 4,000
Illie565 posts the big blind of 8,000
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DDionysus [Jh Jd]
DDionysus calls 4,000
Illie565 raises to 40,000
DDionysus raises to 69,322, and is all in
Illie565 calls 29,322
DDionysus shows [Jh Jd]
Illie565 shows [Qs Kc]
*** FLOP *** [5h 2s 7s]
*** TURN *** [5h 2s 7s] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [5h 2s 7s 6s] [Qd]
DDionysus shows a pair of Jacks
Illie565 shows a pair of Queens
Illie565 wins the pot (140,644) with a pair of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 140,644 | Rake 0
Board: [5h 2s 7s 6s Qd]
Seat 1: Illie565 (big blind) showed [Qs Kc] and won (140,644) with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: DDionysus (small blind) showed [Jh Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks

I took out one of the best players on the internet!!!!

Read it and weep....it reminded me of the time I eliminated Rizen from the Bodog tourney. Oh yeah....he wasn't there! I sucked out on Amir though....thanks to BamBam and Amir for the opp.

 I suck.....I do know this....

It's the end of summer...but I still have Monday off!!

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Brats 'n Magic Hat #9....

Summer recipe....one part Bud Light...2 parts Miller Genuine draft 64 (for light beach consumption) 1 part Mike's hard lemonade, 1 part Coors light, 1 part Sam Adams Summer Ale, another part Bud light, sprinkle liberally with ice....@ viola! Later...adding liquor for extra spice!

A pot full o' Lobby's!!!

Turbo Bink....

Zing!
I'm likin' these super turbo's.........

Turbo DDonk!!!

I'm such a Turbo Donk....can't stop DDonkin around!!!

I also got pwned in the Very Josie and bubbled the Mookie....4th place phucknuts.....

Dusk Dawg says....

Dusk Dawg says....
"life is Ruff...and tuesday is Spewday"!!!!

Dusk Dawg also says......we have decided to rename it the TuesDDay SpewDDay! 

Deep thoughts.......by PokahDave

Ummmmm....FriedDay night...

I.......Wookie *

I won a Mookie=I Wookie=the end of civilization as we know it.

Usually when I win a tournament in a series like the Mookie it ends because that is what I do. I killed off the 'Wheatie' back in the day on PokerStars. I won and a month later it basically ended. I won the M.A.T.H. a couple of years back and it abruptly ended a month later. Will this be the end of our beloved 'Mookie'? I guess we'll find out in a month. It is the first time I won a Mookie...after coming 2nd ten million times. What did it take 4 years and a crazy situation on top of that....AAAARRRGH!!!! This "win" is not without an asterisk though. Julius_Goat....who was owning me heads up suddenly got disconnected. We traded leads for what seems like forever.  It was past 1:00 AM and being on the East coast...I needed to get to sleep.  I'll asterisk this inherited Mookie win.............but I'll take it! Jeezuz...there wasn't even 20 players...I can't believe that someone could win one of those 80+ Player Mookie's. Maybe I should call it the 'Mistookie'.  I sucked out a bunch of times at the final table. I had pocket 3's and flopped a set...so I figure I am good. Not so...other dude flops a set of 8's and I was dead.....that is until the turn bring another 3...D.Q.B! The heads up battle with Julius_Goat was excruciatingly long....maybe even 40 minutes. I found out today his router needed to be rebooted. I being the nice guy I am....and feeling guilty transferred his Mookie buy-in. It's the least I could do. Lightning36 also Roach'd his way to another money finish in 3rd. That in itself was an accomplishment. I equate playing the Mookie with taking a cheese grater to your junk. Then pouring alcohol over your grated junk and screaming in pain for weeks...AM I WRONG?

Gratuitous screen shot for the 'Mistookie'

Tuesday is Spewday...and solar tsunami day as well.....

As the sun spews on the earth tonight....you too should spew chips on Spewday Tuesday...

From LJ's blog :

"play two tourneys tonight for fun and glory! tuesday spewday is on full tilt poker, password = spewday

Tourney ID 174878610: 9pm $11 double stack, early antes
Tourney ID 174876304: 9:15pm $6 super turbo KO

all times ET

i'm gonna try to do screen shots, but it's so hard. seriously, no idea how mookie did this for so long. may implement a weekly winner profile a la mookie. see you tonight!"


....and tomorrow night is the one...the only :

Of course hosted by Josie.......
And....after that if you want to play in a cheesegrater-on-balls-then-alcoholpouredonyouropenwounds-tournament play the Mookie.....

Last and certainly not least : if you like Dr. Pauly and the Tao of Poker..... you must get and read this book now. Details on purchasing are here . I just finished the book and it is a great read. My take is that the book has elements of all things that poker bloggers love and crave. One of course being the best poker blog ever...throw in a dash of Hunter S. Thompson, a dash of Anthony Bourdain, a dash of Jack Kerouac and you have a rich stew of poker, gambling, degeneracy and travel experiences. Very. Interesting. Indeed.

That is all.....
Thanks,
PokahDave