300

...and then there were 300.....that is the number of posts on this verbal dumping ground! I wish I had some kind of story to tie in with the 300th post and my weird fascination with Mediterranean based myths...but I don't. I've been playing a ton on PStars lately and have been doing quite well. I think I'll miss the Silver VIP status though. I think I need another 300 points of something by the time the 31st is done. The baby and the 3+ year old have been taking all of my time....I mean....where the F has the summer gone? It's almost August and it doesn't even feel like I've been out of the house. My vacation week isn't until the 3rd week of August...at least we are staying at a local beachhouse. Local being Salisbury beach.....I'm looking forward to that. Although I get the antsy for some poker while there and there is no phone line on my side of the cottage. I guess I'll have to break down and buy one of those Verizon wireless cards. Last year I was like a sick poker junkie running around the cottage desperately trying to keep a wireless connection for more than a half hour.
On Monday night I went a little off kilter and bought into some tourneys that I've never bought directly into before. The 100+9 and a bunch of those 30+3 NLHE tourneys. I got taken to school.....stayed up all night....and have nothing to show for it. I do however want to jump back on to Full Tilt for some Donk-tacular action. This is probably not good for my bankroll as I've never won anything on Full Tilt except a Bloggerment. Well I'm a glutton for punishment and the ultimate Donk-fest...the Mookie and probably the Dookie tonight! I'll leave the juicy (fast) no-limit tables and low limit NLHE tourneys for some silly Full Tilt suckouts. This is usually the other way around for most bloggers but PokerStars>Full Tilt for me. Speaking of 300...anyone want to swap 300 from my Stars account with 300 from their Full Tilt account??? Actually don't answer that just yet I'm gonna ask another local first!


Forgot about this ...DUH!!!!!!

Mookie, Dookie, and Spookie

The axis of evil! The Triumvirate of Terror! 3 Strikes yeeeeeer out! Out of exactly $19.50 that is...

Mauled in the 'Mookie'
Disembowled in the 'Dookie'
Splattered in the 'Spookie'

Ahh....another terrifying Halloween in the books!

boring post or posting bored?

I don't have very much longer to hit a big score...this is the kind of stuff I've been doing lately. low buy-in satellites and token chasing. I'll probably use the token for the H.O.R.S.E. 4k guaranteed.

Let's see the mookie is tonight.......I want to win one of these someday....that better be soon to. My Real Estate fiasco is coming to a head at the end of August. I have my beloved Ski condo under agreement....sucks but that's what it takes. The house is another story. People want it for nothing...I'd rather take my chances and rent it. FUCK it.....

Mookie.....
10:00PM.......win first pot with Ac-4c...As-10x-4x on flop...

10:16......lost a big pot to Kajagugu....He must've had two pair...I had a pair of Aces...one in hand one on the board...

10:20....Ah-10h....raise from TrophyHubby....I call....Ax-10x-8x...on flop...he bets...I call...Ax....I bet pot he folds....

10:23.....tricky table here......as usual.....I guess I'll start playing a little tighter....

10:26...Kd-9d in SB...fold to TrophyHubby raise....must've had a hand....didn't show crap this time....

10:29...I steal...with a couple of Ax-Xx hands in a row....

10:30....Jc-Jd....call a small raise in early position...jeciimd raises big...I call....10x-Xx-5x...on flop...I go all in....thought he had A-K...he had Q-Q....I'm out 63rd....

10:45....tokenfrenzy........
I need to play these more often....no more $26 dollar buy-ins etc.....

10:50....Seriously goofy music on Buddy Dank Radio tonight.....Mr. Roboto? Spandau Ballet....are you fucking serious??....Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto...LOL....Domo Arigato Mr. Donato.....heh heh...

*By the way....the Visa Gift Card (with the IDT logo) from Walgreens still works...at FullTilt.....I don't think it works any where else....I tried. The kicker to the whole thing is...they don't activate the fucking thing until exactly two hours after you buy it....I called and that's what they told me.....ya...it's getting bad out there for us degenerates.....*

*Jose Awfulman....I mean Offerman has apparently lost it....wow....I used to hate that fuckin' dude.....*

Some dude named 'Mookie' was just on the 11:00PM news....I swear....

I guess that means I should enter the 'Dookie'.....Jeez...MegaDeth...Michael Jackson...and Milli Vanilli all in a row.....stick with the MegaDeth folks....

Dookie at 11:30.....The 'Dookie' brings out the freaks.....Razz Turbo....weeeeeeeeeeeee

11:31...just got bounced 98th in the token frenzy....crapola....

11:44......no hands any good in the 'Dookie'....none at all...

11:47....just doubled through morrdt....or Don Morris...."OMG WTF Barbeque" was the quote....

11:50....gotta pee....too many beers without peeing is bad......

12:00....not much going on here....InnaGaddaDavida is playing for the foreseeable future on Dank Radio....

12:01...lost a sizable pot to Columbo....I nothing...at least after all seven cards were dealt...

12:08...just turned off Dank radio.....ABBA is too much for me to handle...

12:10....I'm out....you can't bluff in Razz...I know this...but doogman77 just called with a heart flush??? fucking game......

Wackie Mookie.....Bubble Dookie

Crazy starting table here......

My A-Qo>Waffles A-Ko.......Ax-Qx-9x on the flop.......he's justifiably pissed........(he went all-in and I called because I thought he had a range of 66-JJ)........

I haven't gotten a good hand since A-Qo....that is if you call A-Qo a good hand......

Raises and bluffs no good....

My stack quickly getting shorter...fuck....

My Ah-9h
Maybe I'll try to defend my PLO HiLo Dookie title!

Signed up for the Dookie......

Doubled up in the Dookie.......

In first.....not for long though.........

Back in first after taking monster pot......with a straight on the turn.....pot raised I scoop....

Scooping pots left and right.......

Final table in the Dookie......not a huge amount of chips.....

7 left at Final Table.....

4 left and I am short stack.....

survive as short stack.....against two chip leaders....

JJok knocks me out 4th on the bubble...IGH....cashless....

Destroying the Dookie....gettin' slapped in the Mookie

OK so I didn't destroy the Dookie......but I won. I had to out-flop one very large-stacked Lucko....so it wasn't easy. I had a nice comeback win after being the short-stack at the final table. I love Pot Limit Omaha HiLo.....love it! It is such a tough game but gets the gamble out of us....especially the Turbo format. My secret for PLO HiLo is fold your K's unless you can limp in.....or unless there is more than two people involved in the pot. I had K's somewhere around 6 times and folded 'em every single time. Don't leave home with an ace in hand. Simple. I played terrible in the Mookie as usual....what else is new. I started the BBT pretty badly.....I went on a heater and cashed in all different tourneys. I Made the points in all different tourneys. I forgot the devastating suckout I took at the last Big Game....that sucked....or else I could have cashed for a shitload. Last night I just made bad calls...plain and simple. I hope to finish out the BBT with a bang or two. Cashing in the Big Game would go far for me as my progress as a blonkey-donkey. Anybody else think that it would be a good idea to maybe include the WPBT into the BBT format next fall or something? It seems a shame to let the WPBT go down in flames.
I think I'm going to be doing a lot of Real Estate sales and purchases soon so......I may have to slow down on the online poker. My family and I are going to be moving somewhere closer to Boston soon. We have our eye on this nice house in Wakefield, MA. We'll see what happens...I'm not sure how fast I can sell my beloved Mountain condo. or house in Lawrence. I want to know what it is like to take my time commuting to work. I'm sick of wasting so much time in the damn car...sick of it! I might actually have some extra time on my hands for once.
Tonight I might play the old bar league tourney that is so much fun. I've made a ton of money over the tourneys that i've played at 'Slickey's'. I come in and piss everybody off because they are vying for points in a league. I've been called 'wild card' or asshole a couple of times (really people...i've been called worse...so save it) because of my play there. It.Works.For.ME!!!!