Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Groundhog Play

My typical result on a micro tourney on Full Tilt :

Full Tilt Poker Game #18580610352: $2,500 Guarantee (Cashout) (140664823), Table 14 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:10:13 ET - 2010/02/18
Seat 1: KoRnBizkit (2,095)
Seat 2: ukim (4,240)
Seat 3: DDionysus (2,700)
Seat 4: davo_T (3,475)
Seat 5: squiver33 (5,540)
Seat 6: _IWW_1 (2,193)
Seat 7: 16805 (3,985)
Seat 8: SHEZGOTGAME (2,895)
Seat 9: Potterbish (2,930)
16805 posts the small blind of 20
SHEZGOTGAME posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DDionysus [As Ac]
Potterbish folds
KoRnBizkit calls 40
ukim folds
DDionysus raises to 120 (standard early to mid-position raise)
davo_T raises to 600 (standard re-raise)
squiver33 folds
_IWW_1 folds
16805 folds
SHEZGOTGAME folds
KoRnBizkit folds
DDionysus raises to 2,700, and is all in (standard 4X Re-Re-Raise)
davo_T calls 2,100
DDionysus shows [As Ac]
davo_T shows [Kh Ah]
*** FLOP *** [9s Ks 6h]
*** TURN *** [9s Ks 6h] [Qh] (standard sweat flop)
*** RIVER *** [9s Ks 6h Qh] [5h]  (standard river for opponent)
DDionysus shows a pair of Aces
davo_T shows a flush, Ace high
davo_T wins the pot (5,500) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,500 | Rake 0
Board: [9s Ks 6h Qh 5h]
Seat 1: KoRnBizkit folded before the Flop
Seat 2: ukim didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: DDionysus showed [As Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces (Standard result on Full Tilt Fucking Poker....I know...I owe everyone a dollah....but you aren't getting it!)
Seat 4: davo_T showed [Kh Ah] and won (5,500) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: squiver33 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: _IWW_1 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: 16805 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: SHEZGOTGAME (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Potterbish didn't bet (folded)

Even though this is a 5$ cashout tourney I have no doubt this would happen in the 28K as it has many times before. Please check previous post for a laugh if this didn't make you chuckle a bit.....

Edit : 1:25 AM fuck me you fucking fucks


Full Tilt Poker Game #18584182717: $2 + $0.20 Rebuy (1r+1a) (140664825), Table 18 - 1200/2400 Ante 300 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:21:03 ET - 2010/02/19
Seat 1: ADDAMS1478 (22,262)
Seat 2: checkdown15 (55,108)
Seat 3: Sylbil (37,672)
Seat 4: Adrian Santoni (26,555)
Seat 5: DDionysus (11,315)
Seat 6: ELDUDEARENO28 (37,650)
Seat 7: waterboy73 (38,856)
Seat 8: MAMMY13 (100,108)
Seat 9: nsxcorvette (14,008)
ADDAMS1478 antes 300
checkdown15 antes 300
Sylbil antes 300
Adrian Santoni antes 300
DDionysus antes 300
ELDUDEARENO28 antes 300
waterboy73 antes 300
MAMMY13 antes 300
nsxcorvette antes 300
Sylbil posts the small blind of 1,200
Adrian Santoni posts the big blind of 2,400
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DDionysus [As Ad]
DDionysus raises to 11,015, and is all in
ELDUDEARENO28 folds
waterboy73 folds
MAMMY13 folds
nsxcorvette folds
ADDAMS1478 folds
checkdown15 folds
Sylbil folds
Adrian Santoni calls 8,615
DDionysus shows [As Ad]
Adrian Santoni shows [Ks Kc]
waterboy73: i had 99
*** FLOP *** [5d 6c 6h]
*** TURN *** [5d 6c 6h] [Kh]
waterboy73: last hand
*** RIVER *** [5d 6c 6h Kh] [Jh]
DDionysus shows two pair, Aces and Sixes

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Good Grief Ozzy!

This belongs under my 'Sometimes you just have to laugh' Category. It was Ozzy Osbourne's interview with Meredith Viera on the 'Today' show. Coincidentally the funniest moment occurs at 4:20 when M. Viera asks Ozzy what the message of his new book 'I am Ozzy' is....Ozzy's reply is just priceless............LOL



Monday, February 15, 2010

As soon as I saw the picture...

I knew this was a typical Massachusetts Moonbat...I fucking knew it.

A family source said Bishop, a mother of four children - the youngest a third-grade boy - was a far-left political extremist who was “obsessed” with President Obama to the point of being off-putting.


                                                                                                                                 -Boston Herald


Thursday, February 04, 2010

testy...testy...123

testy...testy...123