Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Some light reading for your summer vacation....

Dusk Dawg says....buy Dr. Pauly's new book...ooooWWOOOOooOOOOOWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I just ordered a copy. Can't wait to get this in my grubby paws....

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Dusk Dawg Says......

Dusk Dawg says: "Play the 'Very Josie' on the first Wed. of every month....and watch my master FAIL to win the Mookie.....Wooof!!"

Bad result of the month hand :

Full Tilt Poker Game #21764959494: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (167975823), Table 2 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:37:56 ET - 2010/06/20
Seat 1: Wabo001 (1,985)
Seat 2: capt_crano (1,665)
Seat 3: PAULO MOTTES (5,035)
Seat 4: pocket aces jim (1,210)
Seat 5: DDionysus (1,465)
Seat 6: aka4aces (2,933)
Seat 8: bobplays (1,075)
Seat 9: Ezra01 (1,232)
capt_crano posts the small blind of 40
PAULO MOTTES posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DDionysus [Qs Qh]
pocket aces jim folds
DDionysus has 15 seconds left to act
DDionysus raises to 180
aka4aces raises to 760
bobplays folds
Ezra01 folds
Wabo001 has 15 seconds left to act
Wabo001 has timed out
Wabo001 folds
Wabo001 is sitting out
capt_crano folds
Wabo001 has returned
DDionysus raises to 1,465, and is all in
aka4aces calls 705
DDionysus shows [Qs Qh]
aka4aces shows [Kc Jd]
*** FLOP *** [Jc 4h Js]
*** TURN *** [Jc 4h Js] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 4h Js Ad] [Jh]
DDionysus shows a full house, Jacks full of Queens
aka4aces shows four of a kind, Jacks
aka4aces wins the pot (3,050) with four of a kind, Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,050 | Rake 0
Board: [Jc 4h Js Ad Jh]
Seat 1: Wabo001 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: capt_crano (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: PAULO MOTTES (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: pocket aces jim didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: DDionysus showed [Qs Qh] and lost with a full house, Jacks full of Queens
Seat 6: aka4aces showed [Kc Jd] and won (3,050) with four of a kind, Jacks
Seat 8: bobplays didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Ezra01 didn't bet (folded)

Dusk Dawg says : "Overkill IMO....and chicks with machine guns are cool"

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Dusk Dawg Says......

Dusk Dawg Says Play the following tournaments!

It's Wednesday, June 2nd @ 9:00pm ET
Double Stack, with a KNOCK-OUT
Tournament # 162963907   strike through words are obv. wrong and need updating for Christs sake

Password is pokerbaby               Don't you have a badge for your tourney yet Josie...jeeeez 
Edit : Uh.....nevermind.......I guess I won the tourney and it is null and void now...I do have that effect....

 Then at 10:00 you should play this hopefully at the same time as you are already kicking ass Like I did last week :
The Mookie Wednesdays at 10 PM ET password : vegas1
Also a double stack NL tournament.

Then to be an extra good dawgie you should sign up for a play in the following tournament Next Wednesday :

Here is an explanation from OhCaptain himself :

"Thank you very much in advance to everyone that joins with me and spreads the word. And an even bigger thank you for registering for this tournament on Full Tilt Poker. Even if you are unable to play, $5 of your buy-in goes to the Ronald McDonald House. So, yeah, it's OK to be dead money. No one will complain :)

So one last time, here's the details:
Date: June 16
Time: 9PM CDT (Same time as Mookie)
It will actually be running in place of the Mookie. BDR will be broadcasting it.
Charity: Ronald McDonald House
$5 + $5(Tournament, charity)
Password= vegas1
Tournament#= 164273435

I hope to see everyone there! And thank you for any and all help you can provide." 

If that is not enough donkery and charity for you....there is always this

to listen to while playing these tourneys (I think you can also watch these donkeys as well) and this if you get knocked out from the other tourneys and need some Donkiliscious action : The Dookie

 So for East Coasters like myself it goes : The VeryJosie at 9:00 PM, The Mookie at 10:00 PM, and the Dookie at 11:30PM....get it? GOOD!

Also don't forget on Sunday nights to play the following...that is if you are a PokerSlut! If you're reading this blog post you must be a dirty PokerSlut!

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Wednesday, June 02, 2010

The UIGEA has reared its ugly head in MA

Here we go....can you all say 'yay' to nanny-state and nanny-government! Can you say 'hooray' for holier-than-thou politicians!

Edit : This made my day though...great tourney by Josie...the 'Very Josie' You should play the 'Very Josie' at 9:00 PM ET before 'The Mookie' at 10:00 PM ET on Wednesday nights!

I got the bounty!!!!! Crazy heads up play with the Memphis Mojo as well GG sir!

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