Last night...and tonight

Last night...the first LivePokerRadio tourney. I was cruising back to the top 3 when I get all my money in after the flop with KK against those bitches-QQ and lose when the third Q falls on the turn. (NH Pebbles...it hurt though...especially getting hit over the head with the Bronto-Ribs) That sucked but this does not suck...........

see the Tao of Poker for more details.....but seriously....how can you not use a paltry 5 bucks to win 5,000 plus........

the following is completely live blog donkery at its worst.......

9:00 signed up for Dr. Pauly's 5th blog birthday....and the 5 NLHE tourney to run in tandem.............I am 'DoubleDave' on PokerStars.........517 Entrants!!!!! 1368 in the other PStars nightly 5$ donkfest......

9:05....Hellory is the only one I recognize on my starting table......

9:10....Looks like every poker blogger in the universe showed up.....I just got Kc-Kh in late position...raise it up 4x the BB.....9d-6c-6d on flop....just bet a slightly less than pot and took it....

9:15......just took a pot with A-8o in the BB....took it with middle pair.....

9:20......476 players left...I am the big stack at my table.....not for long though....

9:25.....Back down to 1500....10d-10s....try to steal a small pot....whiffed.....

9:30....Down to 449....still at starting stack T1500.....Getting another Beer right now......

9:35....4h-4c in BB....hellory raises and bets into my set of 4's which I got on the turn....but the board is a little scary...he mucks....took a nice pot.......I'm in 15th place in the other 5 dollar NLHE tourney on Stars.....

9:40.....just lost a couple hunge on 9s-9c.....409 players left.......

9:45......I'm up to T2000....after stealing a pot by 3-betting an early raiser....I did have top pair but their were also 2 3's on the board....hellory just doubled-up with a full house.....

9:50......BigSlickNut is in 2nd place...I just transferred 50 to him the other night....imagine that!
365 players left.....just took a decent pot in early postion with the suited AssJack of diamonds.....

9:55......330 left....I'm at T2200....

10:00....304 left...hellory just got knocked out......1st break....Pee time!!!

10:06....I'm back with my Bud Light i.v. and we're off.....looks like there are 299 players left at this time....BSN is in first....do I have good karma or what??

10:11.....288 players left...not doing much of anything lately.....chips at T2275...I am also on binky patrol for baby.....

10:16.....Lucyfer moved into the recently vacated hellory's place on table.....260 left....tried to steal blinds and lost about 450....still around T1500.....

10:21....BB with Qh-8h....folded to a steal...but what am I gonna do.....down to T1225.....gonna have to do something soon.....247 left....

10:26....Jaxia just appeared to my right and stole me blinds!!! arrrrgh...so I stole the next guys BB with an all in A-x......219 players left....KidDynamite4 sounds familiar too...he just got on to the table....T1225 in chips left....

10:31.....As-5s under the gun I callled....Jaxia took me out with a pair of f'n 3's....and a scary board...come on....give me some credit......out at 202......no hands for Dave after the 1st break makes Dave a dull boy....good night and good luck to all....except Jaxia....bitch! (I'm just kidding...I shouldn't have been dickin' around with A-5 suited under the gun anyway...I hope she wins now).......

10:40...I'm still in the nightly 5 NLHE Donkfest with a decent stack after this.....

11:30...now I'm in 3rd place after a nice run....11:34...1st place.......(not the TaoofPoker5th tourney).

11:50....VinNay is making a run at Dr. Pauly's 5th birthday tourney....in 18th....I'm in 3rd in the 5 dollar NLHE donkfest that started at 9:00 along with Dr. Pauly's tourney......

12:14....In 12th in the 9PM 5 dollah NLHE donkfest....looks like SmBoatDrinks is in the final 20 in Dr. Pauly's 5th blogbirthdayspectacular...Go Boat!

12:55....I am in 10th place.....

1:10....still in the 9PM NLHE Donktacular on Stars.....in 10th still.....had to break to feed baby and change diaper.....

1:21.....break time...baby is fed...I am in 13th after I take last pot to the break....break to the potty time.....

1:42....7th place out of 27....jeezuz I have to go to work tomorrow.....sigh.....

1:50...set of Q's vs A-Jo puts me in first.....

2:00....9th out of 17 left.....needs me a decent hand in position.....

2:05...not a creature was stirring....not even the cat....I'm in 7th out of 14......

2:10.....11 of 12 left.....I probably should have just pushed with junk on the button....but I didn't....

2:13...Kd-Ks...raised the big stack....he's thinking.....he folded...was seriously thinking of pushing all in though.....probably better he didn't push for me.....

2:20.....9th of 11 left.....

2:28....break.....10th of 11.....ridiculous....

2:37....just took a huge pot to put me in 4th out 11......I had a flush draw with top pair.......just took another with Qh-10h...nobody is calling....

2:44...final table bubble is brutallllllllllll

2:49.....final table....jeezuz....8th of 9 players right now.....

3:03....I can't buy a good hand at the full final table......somebody finally got knocked out.....

3:04....I get it all in with Ac-9c....guy calls with Kd-Qd....and turns a straight fucking flush...how many fucking times has this happened lately...fuckin C...out 8th...that is ALL!!