BBT5 The Mookie-Live Bloggage for the noggage

I am NOT in a good mood today. I don't think I've ever been this busy ever. This will not prevent me from donating my money to the BBT5.....or getting a huge buzz at the same time.
I'm pretty much on tilt permanently so we'll see if this hastens my exit or powers my drunken pushdonkey strategy. Honestly though I don't think I'll ever make any significant score on Full Tilt. Sounds like I'm already beaten doesn't it? Well...I am very stubborn. It took me a while to hit some decent scores on PokerStars so onward and upward no matter what. Blast from the past song just came on BDR....'Heat of the Moment' by Asia. Oi loik it....Oi loik it a lt a Lot!

10:00 Drinking some tasty Bud Select 55 beer flavored water (watching my figure) The RedSox just won.....nice

Starting table shot : Something is wrong with the app. D'oh

Won my first hand with 2 pair on the turn....Q-10o in late position.

Just moved anyway....fuck the first table! 87 people enter!....One man/woman leaves!!!! (Another shameless 'Beyond Thunderdome' plug.

Out :  Chippy McStacks....or Chippy McGone!
         niktak....niktak paddywack you are gone and crackiswack!
         ck31.....out like a Brack Widow...with no crub frush!
         NYRambler.....Ramble on my man.....it is because you are a NY Yankees fan!
         muhctim......couldn't muck the losing hand and is completely mucked up and out!
         OkJSF......not OK with the JerkSoFucked!
        
7-7 gets raised pre....I flop a set after calling and we reraise all in....ekrr loses most of stack to my set.

BuddyDouche just took a large pot from me....but I just got a good one back with a set of Kings....hacker59 wasn't buying it though....

Just knocked out ekrrrr with my 9's to his/her 3's......

9:30 PM ET :

Back to the people knocked out and wacky comments :

         ekrrrrrrrr....well....that was me with me 9's to his 3's...I already said that.
         RNAllin......is all out and probably a bad nurse with a gambling problem!
         TheBlueHeron.....On a wing and a prayer and outta heya......
         IHOPEALOT......Hope and change get you nowhere as we all know!
        
I am picking up some pots early...of course with a good hands and good flops that would be easy.....it would be nice to get a decent hand late in the tourney......

Knockouts :  huntsvegas.......and doesn't find it....he/she only finds desolation boulevard!
                   Alceste.....Algone!....Manga me chipsa!
                   
KK....A-Qo.....I lost to a full house...to hacker59....You HACK! just kidding....vnh....
A-Ko......I steal a steal from Loretta8 (avatar looks like an aging lesbian....lol)
Ac-10c..I just took a nice pot from BuddyDank with a CRUB FRUSH!!!
10's in the BB........raise from early pos.....Agsweep takes it....with the raise early and the raise on the flop.

Knockouts :  Bone_Daddy84....is Bone_Daddy86'd!
                   InstantTragedy.....meets a tragic chip stack remover!
                  
JJ in middle position.......raise in front....I call.....3 diamonds on flop....I don not have one...and I'm folding like a chump.....

Knockouts : ms_scary.......must have met mr Wrong!
                  Smokkee........You got Knocked...The Fuck....OUT!
                  VBPro7.......VBPROBLEM7!
                  ChampSampson......ChumpedbySumpsin!
                 
Well....Lightning36 has requested CandyMan again....yay....Lost a small pot to Loretta8...I should just fold in the BB with a suited Ace.....

Chip leaders at break : Hoy is crushing after a big win last monday in the Poker From the Rail Tourney. Nice Job...I'm still waiting for you to post the leaderboard from the last year of M.A.T.H. (when I absolutely crushed it) You bastid! Actually everytime I win a tournament in a series...it sadly dies soon after. I won the Wheatie back in the day and it died soon thereafter. I won M.A.T.H. it went bye-bye soon after. Perhaps this is why the Mookie still goes on to this day...I have never won the damn thing. I have like 4 second place finishes. You must all know that I keep losing the Mookie because I want it to continue! That's it! Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

11:00 PM ET :

Fold....Fold....Fold....Fold...This time I request CandyMan....HAH!!!!

Knockouts :   Tarpie......probably fell victim to the Trappie!
                    NumbBono.......probably played like DumbBozo!
                    Thorn In Side......Is no longer playing sharp!!!
                    Maniac57......The spite call is not a good way to stay in the Mookie!
                    BadBlood.......BadBeat and Bloody after getting slayed and fileted!
                    Microvillain........MacroDonked!
                    penner42.......Time to go bowling while listening to Billy Joel!
                    Columbo......Get that back to a chiro!
                    Riggstad.....Riggstoned in 61st place!

A-Ko......steal the blinds! Q-4o...not so much! The long lost WWonka69 (evil Wonka) has just vaulted into first place.

Ouch......another table move....to the worst possible table I could think of.

 Knockouts : Corron10........The Corroner has taken his...well.....chips
                    wolfshead.......he is Wolf....is sheeps clothing!
                    Misterd2U......Mister Gone to everybody in the Mook 2!
                    hacker59......is hacked and stacked!
                    edgie212......I got nothing...edgie gets a poker wedgie!
                    blaargh86......Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
                    scurvydog.....Aye Matie...walk the plank!!

9-7o in BB...PirateLawyer raises...I call...flopped two pair....I pot and take the big pot....

Kd-6d in SB....everybody folds...I min-raise....Frogger calls...I turn a K and pot...he/she folds....

8-8 in  cutoff...lots of limpers....fold...too many limpers and two many overs......

11:30 PM ET :Father BuddyDank has just brought the Poem Corner on BDR......sounds like he should be singing the song Hossanna...or something (old Catholic Church Memories....yikes). Joannada Is NOT Pregnant....I repeat....NOT Prego! I was just kidding....sorry....my bad!

In the BB with As-10s....steal by cmitch...I push...he folds...phewwwwwww!

Knockouts : Shabazz Jenkins......Shaboooooomed out the Mook!!!
                   Pig2dPen.......Pig2dBed after unceremoniously getting stuck like a PIG!
                   NewinNov......GoneinApril!
                   xkm1245.....he already has a BBT5 win.....cya!
                   TuscaloosaJohn........is TuscaloooooosaGONE!
                   heffmike.......is heffSPIKED!
                   Summer_Babe......That's a Bummer_Babe!
                   Frogger......is not getting all the way across the street!
                   gpjacobs......GonePaulJones!
                   BrainMc.....gets Brained and Drained!
                   hoyazo......HoyGONZO!!
                   DeepChitNJ....DeepShitNoWay!
                   nzgreen......nzGONE!!!!
                  
QQ in the SB.......I raise and take the BB from one Lightbulb36.......

Knockouts : loser64......well.....tonight it's loser39!
                  iakaris......has flown too close to the PocketAces and you know the rest!
                  RGC2005........ReallyGoneChips2010!
                  Darth Pokeris........has apparently been Darth Mauled!!! Use the force next time......ah.....OK!
                  jamyhawk......jamyshocked! jamycockblocked! jamytakesawalk!...time for another beer as you all can tell!
                  Random101......RandomlyDonked101
                  JOELPOKERGOD......Blaaahhahahahahahahaha!!!
                  dbcooper53.........DBFliestheCoop...Just kidding...I got nothing!

12:00 Midnight....DINGDONK! I have T5885 and I am 21st of 31 left!

10's....ooooof...cmitch had the goods this time..K's.....I am gone! in 30th.....

Knockouts:  PinkyStinky......ChipsyGonesy!
                  DDionysus.........Bow your head People! I shall drown thy sorrows....even we gods must eventually leave the building.

OK...you can all go home now.....Elvis has also left the building.....

                 



 

BBT5-Poker From The Rail Live Bloggage for Your Noggage

The Bruins Win....Teh Bruins Win....The Bruins Win....oh sorry...they just beat the Sabres in a great game 6....

10:00 PM ET : Drink of night...Coors Silver bullet 16 oz. (The banquet beer...whatever that means)

Starting table shot :

I just won the first hand with J-10o on the button.....

Took down the blinds with Js-Qs.....with a power limp up front.....

OK...no more limpy-wimpy shit....take the blinds with A-Jo.....

Looks like Lucko's luck has run out...he is gigli for the night.....

Blinders is second down and apparently forgot to take the Blinders off for the tourney....

Apparently BuddyDank is not present but is a Pygmybigapolygamist....whatever that is.....

The NAPT high roller shootout final table is on TV in the background....what inspiration!.....

75 people have entered....I thank you all for upping the first place prize pool for me....73 are left......75 enter....1 man leave!!!! (Shameless Beyond Thunderdome plug there).

Good tunes are playing on BDR as I fold...currently is 'Hero of the Day' by Metallica....

Down goes Bone_Daddy84, TwoBlackAces, and ekrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

10:30 PM ET : 70 of 75 left

KK  really early position...I raise....reraised by Shabazz.....I reraise...he calls....long and short of it...He flops a set of aces and I river a set of Kings....and I lose all but T200.

7h-4h....all in....and out....to a set of 9's...FUCK Sets over sets!!! That's what I say...

I'm out 68th of 75...yuck!

BBT5 Invitational Free Roll Event #2-Live Bloggin'

Well here we are....beer buzzin' as usual and about to start the BBT5 Freeroll Invitational Event #2....there is a whos who of bloggerdom in this one. There are also a slew of FTP Pros and some other pros. So that means a guy like me is going to have to get lucky....or just get more then a couple of good hands.

7:00 PM....And away we goooooooooooooooooooo the only person I don't recognize at my starting table is Cookie Plays and Texas Woman. I see that Loretta8 has the aging lesbian as an avatar again....funny stuff. Bone Daddy84 is all in at 7:03....and his is now in the lead.

Ooops misclicked with  a hand I obv. didn't want to bet with. PeaceCorn got Loretta8'd...the old aging lesbian can really take out the chicks.......with a full house of course.

Starting table sans PeaceCorn recently :

I'm going to fold a lot here...I know what the eff else is new....but I don't want to blow any chips early...except of course for the random misclick.....

Took down blinds with a small pair....it's a start.....

JJ under the gun...Loretta8 reraises...I call....Q on the board....I'll save this for later.

Asphyxia just joined the table...actually it's asphnxma...AKA F-Train....so did ooosssuuu754

The old aging lesbian and running over the table early....sheeeeeesh.....

108 entrants in all....tough field....I'ma fold and get a beer.....

BamBamCan is all in....Texas Woman gets Bam'd and folds.....

Lightning36 is crushing...in first with over 10k.....take down my first pot with Ad-Kd....

Took down another with A-Jo......then with A-8o in late position....

7:30 ET.....
A Tragedy recently happened...that is InstantTragedy just went out and there are 100 left.....

Loretta8 is raising 80 % of hands....and is taking down most of the pots....that is until asphnxma hits a set against him.....

You limp with  with 3's and you hit a set....then you bet.....and everybody folds.....

BamBamCan't as he is taken out unceremoniously by one Texas Woman with her..a full house 9's all full o' 10's.....

People be dropping like flies....I have 10's  in the BB and everybody folds....

I am currently drinking my new favorite beer flavored water...Bud Select 55...whaddayaexpect?...I'm starting to work out for the first time in 6 years...sheeeeesh....

7-7 early position....shoulda just folded the effin 7's.....

A-Jo in the BB....there is a late raise...I reraise 2-2-J....big bet...I jam....Texas Woman has A-A...D'OH...and I river a J!!! BINK!!!! I'll take...I don't care how dirty....

I just vaulted into 10th place of  89 players left.....daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang....

I just lost a pot to FTrain....bastid with ya A-3!...just kiddin' I shouldn't be here so I'ma be happy with 6,000 chips at Break #1.

8:00 ET :

Here we goooooo....Mean_G joined just before the break...looks like DrChako1 forgot to show up today.....

Not much going on except me getting raised out of steals by assfuxma....or rather asphnxma/FTrain.....I'll get YOU!!!!

I didn't see it but Texas Woman got taken out....sorry about the crazy suckout TW!

Looks like ooosssuuu754 forgot about this freeroll also...he is blinding down with the DrChako1...

A new addition to the table....the_addict has just joined up....

Mean_G just got knocked out A-K

I just  reraised with pocket 10's in the BB again and took it down.....

 Just lost with 22 against 33...d'oh....

USAF_Trevor has over 21K in chips and seems to be in control.....

Loretta8 just got knocked out  to Bone Daddy84's A-Q...he had A-5o....

Just got moved to a new table....uhoh.......KK in the BB...what will I do?

I will knock out OtisDart with his A-Jo is what I will do......I tell ya!!!!

8:30 ET: 68 left.....
2 yr. old Daughter is preventing the live bloggage for the moment......

I have been folding anyway...back to the live bloggage......I currently have T8010 in chips...

There are quite a few dead stacks here.....not sure why that is considering what's at stake.......

JJ is OK...to take the blinds with....55....is not!

Just restole a pot with A-Ko...then lost a pot with A-Ko.....

Julius_Goat just got  Groucho'd and he is out...10-Jo against desertblade...or Linda....


Oooof....heffmike just got crippled by sk1126's set of 8's.....

SmBoatDrinks just joined the table......

Coming up on Break number 2....and 9:00 PM ET....heffmike just got thrown over board when A-Ko beats...JJ.....

I just fucked up....my set of 4's is no good to the spade flush draw....bad play by me...FUCK!  Out 51st.....

The Mookie and the BBT5...Live Bloggin'

Live Blog :

Coming in with a buzz....I may just be drunk by the time 12:00 rolls around...yay me! There is nothing like a great babysitter. Not that you dirty bastards....The wife and I were able to get out and have a few drinks with dinner.

10:00 PM ET :
Crazy sports night...right now the Mookie just started. The Red Sox tied up the Rangers 7-7 and the Bruins tied up the Sabres 2-2 and is in overtime....

It is a very tight starting table...not much happening after the first 30 minutes...taking down some small pots....

Joannada is apparently pregnant.....

Al is making a huge announcement.....

I am apparently in the Sunday night freeroll.....Thank you AlCantHang you are obv. the MAN!!!!

10:30 :

Not much going on....still a tight table....didn't see the hand that Schaubs lost...I am at starting stack....

2nd overtime still going for the B's.....

The B's Win....The B's Win....The B's Win....woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

A-Qo...on a called small raise and Q-4-4 flop....I take it down for a small pot.....

Bottom of the 12th for the Sox....7-7.....

Oooof....microvillain gets Kashei'd with 10's against Ad-Kd....he's down to  T155....and BREAK

11:00 :

The RedSox win....The RedSox win...The RedSox win....wooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Looks like cmitch just joined our table....then again looks like I just got moved to this table...I wanna go back to the tight ass table...Ooooh....K's....VBPro7 didn't bite though....

I've got my work cut out for me at this table.....

I got moved again about 11:11....weird but I wanted off that last table.....

Wait....TheMan has 14K in chips to my right....I would be 'TheMan' if I had a stack like that too....

Fold.......Fold.....Fold....Fold......Fold.....Fold.....Fold......Fold.....Fold.....Fold.....Fold......

Thorn In Side is running over the table....whoever that is.......

11:30 Still not much going on...I still have a starting stack....and I'm still drinking Beer....things could be worse.....

1Queens Up1 just got a Thorn In Side and is out 56th.....

MiamiDon is tearing it up with 29K and BuddyDank is making everybody puke with his sappyness.....stick to Poem corner man!!!!

Astin just got gonged by TheMan2484 and his 7d-5d...Astin had A-Ko.....

I just took down the blinds with JJ...and that hand was OK.....

1010 on the button...uh oh....there is a raise and a call....I push....Zeem calls my push with A-Ko....and I actually fade an A or a King....I double up.....

Drizztdj is starting to kick some ass with his Drizzcookies...or his Aces....

The table has filled up again with BuddyDank and Budohorseman after MsDredful gets Drizz'd (that sounds dirty and so do DrizzCookies).

People are droppin' like flies.....except at the table I'm at of course....

Good Grief....Lightning36 who is sitting to my right just requested 'The Candyman' again on BDR.....bad beat indeed.....

Going on break.....and towards 12 ET

12:00 Midnight :

KK first hand after break.....in the cutoff.....Lightning raise to 900 right in front of me...I pot his raise...he tanks...folds....Good Fold dude!

77 to a BuddyDank raise...pre....FOLD!

Lightbulb Doubles with 8's against Zeems 7's.....

Zeem Doubles with an ace through Drizz....Budo survives an all-in....

I am 27th of 42 right now at 12:09....

Lightbulb doubles though Zeem....he's got about 11K now....

I am shortstackin' and about to be attackin'

Drizz gets Aces again....and I am moved at 12:14....

Tough table....time to make a move!

Fawk....30th of 34 after OSU goes out.....

All in under the gun and  I spike an Ace with my mighty A-7o.....BuddyDank had QQ and I spiked an ace.....I am awful....but I'll take it.....and I'll take the double up....

I take the blinds with 8's....I thought BuddyDank would push....23rd of 28 right now at 12:25

BuddyDank is allin...and called by JamyHawk...and out.....

ooof....JamyHawk just took out Colombo AQ>AK

What a surprise....me and Lightning are the short stacks.....

12:30 :

Short Stackin' and Beer attackin'.....

Lightning is  out with A-9 against Monster MiamiDon and his K's....

Bayne out...and I'm still in with and spiked 2 pair with my 10-6o and now at 12:37...I have JJ....
and it is......OK!!!!

18th of 22 now at 12:40.....

Riggstad just takes out DarthPokeris.....A-Qo against Fishhooks....and the Ace falls...before Darth succumbs to the 'Good' side....

12:45...not much...short stack is still pluggin here....

I'ma Bubble or Dubble here with 5's....well I didn't bubble but JamyHawk had 6's to my 5's so I'm just drunk and tired...and out 20th.....fawk me....see you all on Sunday in the BBT5 FREEROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

12:50....so tired......

The BBT 5

......................or is it the Booze Bender Tilt 5? Will my marriage survive this one?...it almost didn't combined with the worst year of my life in in '09. I exaggerate of course. Details can be had here.

Proceed at you own risk.....ah....stop being a pussy and get on with it!!!!

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Miscellaneous Pokeris this weekis

For some reason this site is not blocked by a typical firewall setup at work....

Here we go again...the perpetually corrupt legislature of Massachusetts introduces more nanny-state legislation.....this time it will probably pass....

In light of the pending lawsuit against Full Tilt Poker...DrPauly has some good suggestions as always.....

This Planned Storm looks like fun...if you are playing the Mookie already you may want to try some turbo donk stormin'

JamyHawk has the rest of the fun mapped out...

So play this : The Mookie

While listening to this : BDR

Could the BeastBeTrue? Great Gosh-a-Mighty....Really?

Edit : This kills me...it was a search on sitemeter for my blog :

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LOL......

Good grief what is this? The Donkeys cometh? Or just another crazy good idea?

Well....the time has come.......

I think I'm done with this here blog. I just don't have much more to say anymore. See you at the WSOP.

Happy Trails.....

Those of you who continue your bloggage and some who don't can enjoy a little Rabbit Rebuy on FriedDay Night....

*april fools bitches* very original I know...