Half-assed live bloggage

10:25 PM ET :
Half-assed because I just had Big Dumb Sex with the wifey.....that's why I'm 25 minutes late...lol....

Knockouts : My wife (because I'm good like that)
                  DeepChitNJ.......Gigli....no more DeepChipsNJ
                  BamBamCan......BBC has no chips anymore..UC?
                  niktak......niktak paddywhack give Ur chips to WE!
                  ChampSampson......SansChipsSON!
                  Julius_Goat........Chipsius_GONE!
                  shamanalix......"This is the END....You have no chips MY FRIEND...Of your elaborate shoves ALL-IN....alas you have no chips....THE END"!
                  augie00.......auGONE85!
                  hoyazo.......chipsGONZO!
                  edgie212.......edgieEdgieEdgie....get UR Chips Gone here!
                  VinNay.........Vin says Nay to his chipstack!
                  NJerseyAL......NoChipsleftPAL!
                  maigrey..........maiblacknblue with no chips for U!
                  TripJax.......Hates his ChipStax!
                  NightRanger......"You can stillllllll....Lose UR chips in America....ALLIN...SoCalled...You can stillll.....Lose UR Stack in AmereiiiiicAAAA...ALLIN.....Snap Called"!
                  APOSEC72.......ALLOUTSTACKED77
                  SuitedKings......Brokeback Stacked!!!
                  Julkeus.........Justgivesususchips!
                  Maniac57........Stackdiac74!
                  NYRambler........"I'm a ramblin' gamblin' man and I'm flirtin' with DisAAAster"!
                 Mikkael37.........Migaaaaaawwwwwnnnnn72!
                 pushmonkey72........stackeddonkey71!
                 lucko21..........UNlucko70!
                 mclarich........mcGONEich69!

I am drinking some Bud Select 55 and a few glasses of Merlot! Bitches!

Knockouts : veryjosie........veryGONEsie!
     
First Break :  91 enter............67 left!

Long Live DIO!!!

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64coD-rx9sk


11:00 PM ET :
Knockouts : Thegroupie.........Apparently gang-banged and chipless!
                   Bessin...........Bis Be Chipless!
                   ck31......herro and goodbye....chipress and out 65th!
                   SmBoatDrinks........Taken out by a rogue wave of chips!
                   gpjacobs.....GonePaulJones!
               
ahhh....yes....a suckout always gets you going....in the bedroom and on the felt...my A-5o in SB vs. A-Ko in BB....I'll take it!

Knockouts : SUPDAWG........STACKEDDOG!!!
                  Astin..........kudos for lastin till 61st!
                  dbcooper53.......SooperDooper60!
                  yestbay1.........noway59!
                  VBPro7.........VeryBadProgress58!
                  Troublecat........Troublethat....out 57th!
                  columbo.........Stackdunzo!
                  DueceDueceLoose.......DuckDuckFLOOOOSH! Out 55th!

Somehow I have over 5K in chips.......I just may go DEEP tonight....AGAIN!!!!! LOL!
             
Knockouts : pvanharibo......pvanGONEzibo...out 54th!
                  bigdav1967........stackgone53!
                  Joanne1111......."Stack off...from the great white north....stack off......"!
                  sexymelissa.......yowza I like the name but her game must be lame....tonight anyway!
                 Loretta8........LorettanotsoMookeGr8....out 50th!
                
This may be the best video EVER....you have to watch with sound....which I don't have right now on my PC......DO IT NOW!!!

DUI Lawnmower taser dude

Knockouts : Mattazuma......The curse has been reversed! Out 49th!
                  Shabazz Jenkins.......Thank whoever you are I did not want Shabazzy coming to this table....out 48th!
                  BuddyDank.......My AA vs. BD's QQ makes for a real bad scene!
                  Chippy McStacks.......Stacky McGaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnn!
                  jjok..........Stackedout45thOK!
                  microvillain........Macrostack to microstacked to zerostack!
                  smokkee........"you got Knocked...The FUCK....OUT 43rd"!
                 sellthekids.........justdontloseyourstack!
                 Zeem.........'zout 41st!
                 Mike_Maloney.......Chips McPwnd-y!

Second break upcoming :  39 of 91 left over "Ah move over rover....and let Davey take over....ya you know what I'm talkin' about....get on with it baby.....babooOWOOOBabubupbupbOw....bupbOOOOWWWbupbupbodOWWWW"!
Complete with guitar solo....it sounds just like it if you say it......

12:00 AM ET : I think I play much better without sound...what up with that?

Knockouts : -WYLDKARD-..........-STACKEDBYDONK- out 39th!
                  MiamiDon............is well...you know....MIAMIGAAAAAWWWWNNNN!!
                  NumbBono........CornPwn'd and out 37th!
                  iaatg626....ItsAllAboutTheGaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnn36!
                  MaggieO........StackiedYO!
                  BrainMc..........McStacked! Out 34th!
                  stebe65..........Stuck33!
                  DaBag........DaBagisEmpty!
                  MorningThunder........"A Mornin' thunder...and pourin' raieeen!....He's losing chips like in a hurricaaaaaaaaaane"!
                  heffmike.........chipSTACKED! Out 30th!
                  riggstad.........SpikedBAD.....Out 29th!
                  NoMetal.......NoChipsEither!
                  twoblackaces.......nochipsduetolostraces!
                  adamsapple19........choked off 26th!
                  classic.............classic-ly pwned...out 25th!
                  RGC2005.......RGC2005...pwned 2010!
                  lightning36......AsQs<99......lightbulb is dimmed at 23!
                  Misterd2U........MisterGone2Me!
                  ekrr........Gonrrrrrrr!
                  actyper........MookieGaaaawwwwwwnnnner!
                  AgSweep.......Go2Sleep!
                  jamyhawk........gone-ystacked!
                  wolfshead........Stackdead! Out 16th!
                  Corron10.......Out15th!
                  cmitch......OutBitch! I'm just glad I don't have to play U tonight!
                  p1mpin........Pimp-slapped....Out 13th!
                  23Warsaw.......Sure as the pope was polish....he's out 12th!
                  Mondogarage.........Gonedostackaaaaaaaaage! Out 11th!
                  muhctim......Quad Ace Pwnage! Out 10th on the final table bubble!
                 
Final Table :

        

Missed my Quad Aces massacre previous to final table...D'oh!

3rd break coming up........8 left.......oh BBT5TOC....how I do want thee!
1:00 AM ET

Knockouts : jimdniacc......GoneBadBeatiacc.....A-Jo

                   PirateLawyer....Smells like somebody got Pwned...out 7th!
                   DakotaBlock......Cockblocked and Stack'd! Out 6th!
                   NewinNov....and Memphis Mojo on the same hand...Yosoyveneno is poison to both your chip cravings!
                   DDionysus.......by the power of DIO....I sadly cannot bring home the bacon! I pushed my JJ into OSU's Qs-9s and guess what....he spiked a Q and I'm out FML!
                   YoSoyVeneno......Can't stop the Dream Crusher...Out 2nd.
                   ooosssuuu754.....3 wins in 2 weeks? That's OK. That is good...very goot!