Thursday, March 05, 2009

I'm a BBTard

OK...call me embarrassed....or whatever else you want to call me. I owe an apology to SmBoatDrinks. Sorry. I guess I had too many Boat Drinks last night. I just got through this extended period of sickness in my household with everybody getting bronchitis, Sinus infections, conjunctivitis, stomach bugs (raising kids or germ collectors is hard)etc. So I decided to get my drink on. I made it to the final table in the Mookie and was coasting along quite nicely...then I made a play and got called (edit : crippled later to be knocked out by Waffles). I then proceeded to make an ass out of myself. I made some comments that I thought were funny but probably came across as me being an asshole. I was being egged-on and wasn't really thinking about how stupid the comments were...but its no excuse. It was the first BBTard or BBTrainwreck moment. It has a whole lot to do with me not being able to win a Mookie and generally being a donkey. There is no need for anybody to get up on their soapbox and point out how my comments are why "they don't play these tourneys anymore...." or making thinly-veiled references about players being douche bags etc. I'm saying it here....I was an assjack. Of course I'm not telling anybody how they can or will use their blog. If you want you can tell me how much of jerk I am right here in my own Comments box! Yay! From now on you'll only hear "gg"...or "nh" from me.......unlesssssss people actually thought I was funny and would like me to continue.....never mind....

13 comments:

SirFWALGMan said...

Honestly dude you were fine.. I thought you were yelling at me though. lol. I knocked you out didn't I? Anyway nobody was offended as far as I could see. lol. We were all laughing at the drunkenness.

PokahDave said...

Edited that.....I thought I was being funny...I was having a great time anyway...

BamBam said...

I missed it totally. Could you forward a transcript on to me for when I need a good laugh?

I'll even get drunk, just so it makes perfect sense!

:)

BWoP said...

Masshole

:-P

PokahDave said...

LOL CK.....you've obviously lived here before....

smokkee said...

at least half a dozen blogtards got their chat banned from the rail at the final table.

you were an inspiration to us all.

gg D-bag.

lightning36 said...

Jerk -- no.

Monkey -- ummmm ... YES !!

The final table was such a riot. Only problem was that I woke up my wife 'cause I was laughing so hard. I even did a Dave imitation in chat: $#&*$&%#*&$. If only we could have seen what those symbols stood for ...

Nice run. Unfortunate to go out the way you did.

Schaubs said...

I thought it was hilarious, but I knew you were drunk already.

Jerk.

lj said...

i was lmao.

PokahDave said...

Excellent...so far I am/was funny, hilarious, a Masshole, a blogtard, a D-bag, a Monkey, a Jerk, and by my own explanation a DrunkenDonkey. This is actually making my day a little less hung over.

Biggestron said...

You can never type too many wise-ass comments in the poker chat box.

Wwonka said...

Dude,

I wish I was there for your rant.
After meeting you, We all know your a Douchebag.

Relax we still Love ya. You can say anything. we All Know your a Good guy.

Peace
the Donkey Show.

SmBoatDrinks said...

No problem, apology accepted.

I've received so many brutal beats the last few days that I'd forgotten everything from last week.

Good Luck the rest of the way!

Boat