BBT5 The Mookie-Live Bloggage for the noggage

I am NOT in a good mood today. I don't think I've ever been this busy ever. This will not prevent me from donating my money to the BBT5.....or getting a huge buzz at the same time.
I'm pretty much on tilt permanently so we'll see if this hastens my exit or powers my drunken pushdonkey strategy. Honestly though I don't think I'll ever make any significant score on Full Tilt. Sounds like I'm already beaten doesn't it? Well...I am very stubborn. It took me a while to hit some decent scores on PokerStars so onward and upward no matter what. Blast from the past song just came on BDR....'Heat of the Moment' by Asia. Oi loik it....Oi loik it a lt a Lot!

10:00 Drinking some tasty Bud Select 55 beer flavored water (watching my figure) The RedSox just won.....nice

Starting table shot : Something is wrong with the app. D'oh

Won my first hand with 2 pair on the turn....Q-10o in late position.

Just moved anyway....fuck the first table! 87 people enter!....One man/woman leaves!!!! (Another shameless 'Beyond Thunderdome' plug.

Out :  Chippy McStacks....or Chippy McGone!
         niktak....niktak paddywack you are gone and crackiswack!
         ck31.....out like a Brack Widow...with no crub frush!
         NYRambler.....Ramble on my man.....it is because you are a NY Yankees fan!
         muhctim......couldn't muck the losing hand and is completely mucked up and out!
         OkJSF......not OK with the JerkSoFucked!
        
7-7 gets raised pre....I flop a set after calling and we reraise all in....ekrr loses most of stack to my set.

BuddyDouche just took a large pot from me....but I just got a good one back with a set of Kings....hacker59 wasn't buying it though....

Just knocked out ekrrrr with my 9's to his/her 3's......

9:30 PM ET :

Back to the people knocked out and wacky comments :

         ekrrrrrrrr....well....that was me with me 9's to his 3's...I already said that.
         RNAllin......is all out and probably a bad nurse with a gambling problem!
         TheBlueHeron.....On a wing and a prayer and outta heya......
         IHOPEALOT......Hope and change get you nowhere as we all know!
        
I am picking up some pots early...of course with a good hands and good flops that would be easy.....it would be nice to get a decent hand late in the tourney......

Knockouts :  huntsvegas.......and doesn't find it....he/she only finds desolation boulevard!
                   Alceste.....Algone!....Manga me chipsa!
                   
KK....A-Qo.....I lost to a full house...to hacker59....You HACK! just kidding....vnh....
A-Ko......I steal a steal from Loretta8 (avatar looks like an aging lesbian....lol)
Ac-10c..I just took a nice pot from BuddyDank with a CRUB FRUSH!!!
10's in the BB........raise from early pos.....Agsweep takes it....with the raise early and the raise on the flop.

Knockouts :  Bone_Daddy84....is Bone_Daddy86'd!
                   InstantTragedy.....meets a tragic chip stack remover!
                  
JJ in middle position.......raise in front....I call.....3 diamonds on flop....I don not have one...and I'm folding like a chump.....

Knockouts : ms_scary.......must have met mr Wrong!
                  Smokkee........You got Knocked...The Fuck....OUT!
                  VBPro7.......VBPROBLEM7!
                  ChampSampson......ChumpedbySumpsin!
                 
Well....Lightning36 has requested CandyMan again....yay....Lost a small pot to Loretta8...I should just fold in the BB with a suited Ace.....

Chip leaders at break : Hoy is crushing after a big win last monday in the Poker From the Rail Tourney. Nice Job...I'm still waiting for you to post the leaderboard from the last year of M.A.T.H. (when I absolutely crushed it) You bastid! Actually everytime I win a tournament in a series...it sadly dies soon after. I won the Wheatie back in the day and it died soon thereafter. I won M.A.T.H. it went bye-bye soon after. Perhaps this is why the Mookie still goes on to this day...I have never won the damn thing. I have like 4 second place finishes. You must all know that I keep losing the Mookie because I want it to continue! That's it! Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

11:00 PM ET :

Fold....Fold....Fold....Fold...This time I request CandyMan....HAH!!!!

Knockouts :   Tarpie......probably fell victim to the Trappie!
                    NumbBono.......probably played like DumbBozo!
                    Thorn In Side......Is no longer playing sharp!!!
                    Maniac57......The spite call is not a good way to stay in the Mookie!
                    BadBlood.......BadBeat and Bloody after getting slayed and fileted!
                    Microvillain........MacroDonked!
                    penner42.......Time to go bowling while listening to Billy Joel!
                    Columbo......Get that back to a chiro!
                    Riggstad.....Riggstoned in 61st place!

A-Ko......steal the blinds! Q-4o...not so much! The long lost WWonka69 (evil Wonka) has just vaulted into first place.

Ouch......another table move....to the worst possible table I could think of.

 Knockouts : Corron10........The Corroner has taken his...well.....chips
                    wolfshead.......he is Wolf....is sheeps clothing!
                    Misterd2U......Mister Gone to everybody in the Mook 2!
                    hacker59......is hacked and stacked!
                    edgie212......I got nothing...edgie gets a poker wedgie!
                    blaargh86......Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
                    scurvydog.....Aye Matie...walk the plank!!

9-7o in BB...PirateLawyer raises...I call...flopped two pair....I pot and take the big pot....

Kd-6d in SB....everybody folds...I min-raise....Frogger calls...I turn a K and pot...he/she folds....

8-8 in  cutoff...lots of limpers....fold...too many limpers and two many overs......

11:30 PM ET :Father BuddyDank has just brought the Poem Corner on BDR......sounds like he should be singing the song Hossanna...or something (old Catholic Church Memories....yikes). Joannada Is NOT Pregnant....I repeat....NOT Prego! I was just kidding....sorry....my bad!

In the BB with As-10s....steal by cmitch...I push...he folds...phewwwwwww!

Knockouts : Shabazz Jenkins......Shaboooooomed out the Mook!!!
                   Pig2dPen.......Pig2dBed after unceremoniously getting stuck like a PIG!
                   NewinNov......GoneinApril!
                   xkm1245.....he already has a BBT5 win.....cya!
                   TuscaloosaJohn........is TuscaloooooosaGONE!
                   heffmike.......is heffSPIKED!
                   Summer_Babe......That's a Bummer_Babe!
                   Frogger......is not getting all the way across the street!
                   gpjacobs......GonePaulJones!
                   BrainMc.....gets Brained and Drained!
                   hoyazo......HoyGONZO!!
                   DeepChitNJ....DeepShitNoWay!
                   nzgreen......nzGONE!!!!
                  
QQ in the SB.......I raise and take the BB from one Lightbulb36.......

Knockouts : loser64......well.....tonight it's loser39!
                  iakaris......has flown too close to the PocketAces and you know the rest!
                  RGC2005........ReallyGoneChips2010!
                  Darth Pokeris........has apparently been Darth Mauled!!! Use the force next time......ah.....OK!
                  jamyhawk......jamyshocked! jamycockblocked! jamytakesawalk!...time for another beer as you all can tell!
                  Random101......RandomlyDonked101
                  JOELPOKERGOD......Blaaahhahahahahahahaha!!!
                  dbcooper53.........DBFliestheCoop...Just kidding...I got nothing!

12:00 Midnight....DINGDONK! I have T5885 and I am 21st of 31 left!

10's....ooooof...cmitch had the goods this time..K's.....I am gone! in 30th.....

Knockouts:  PinkyStinky......ChipsyGonesy!
                  DDionysus.........Bow your head People! I shall drown thy sorrows....even we gods must eventually leave the building.

OK...you can all go home now.....Elvis has also left the building.....