Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Live Bloggage for the Mookie and BBT5 TOC Final seat winner

10:00 PM ET...We are reporting to you with vast resources from 'The Mookie' We here at PokerandMiscellaneousStuff are employing 100 people to bring the best in live blog reports and knockout insults. So with that said....Shuffle up and Deal!

Starting Table :


 Happy Birthday BDR Biatches! 3 years of Inernet Donkosity has been awesome.....I haven't been able to listen but I am listening tonight! 101 Entrants.
Knockouts : Joanne1111.........Joannada is Gigli from Canadia! Out 101st!
                  Bessin.........You Bessin be kiddin' me...Out 100th!
                  edgie212......PokerWedgie99!
                  twoblackaces......andTwoBlackEyes....out 98th!
                  NumbBono.....KnockedOutO 97th!
                  PinkyStinky......StinkyPokery....Out 96th!
                  Julkeus.......JustGetOutus! Out 95th!
                  lightning36.....Edged out by my Kicker....Lightning gets Struck Out 94th!
                  JOELPOKERGOD......Blahhhhahahahahahahahahaaaa!
                  ChampSampson......Chumped and ChipDumped! Out 92nd!
                  Misterd2U........MisterBlistered2Us! Out 91st!
                  lucko21......Gets Fucko'd....Out 90th!
                  Rakewell......OutEarly....Hell! Out 89th!
                  JCutt03......From Varsity now with JV! Out 88th!
                  JoeSpeaker.......Speak of the Devil....Out 87th!
                  shamanalix......This is the End....The end of your chips...my friend!
                  Q4Cracked......Quack Quack QUACKED! Out 85th!
                  DeepChitNJ........UGotStackedNoWay! Out 84th!
                  Wheelz78..........Wheelz83
                  thegroupie.......Overdosed on bad Poker! Out 82nd!
                  railey69........railey81
                  microvillain........microstackin....Out 80th!
                  1TATA1.........Say TATA to the Chips! Out 79th!

First Break coming up!
11:00 PM ET :  left of 101 entries.......

Knockouts : JD Schellnut.......Kicked in the Schellnuts at 78!
                   bigdav1967....gets the bigheave out 77th!
                   DakotaBlock......ChipsStackRocked....Out 76th!
                   ekrr.........outrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....Out 75th!
                   Zeem....Steemed.......Out 74th!
                   Chippy McStacks........Stacky ChipsGawwwwwwwwwwnnnn!
                   pushmonkey72........calldonkey'd72!
                   Alceste..........Aldone....Out 71st!
                   Loretta8........In da Mookienotsog8! Out 70th!
                   bayne_s..........been_stacked! Out 69th!
                   jmdniacc........jmstackediacc'd Out at 68!
                   Astin......Kudos for lastin'....until 67th place!
                   Julius_Goat........Julius_Gaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwnnnnn!
                   asphnxma........out66thnma!
                   The Celtics....Concussions all around....WTF...check that 'roid monster and his fucking 10 foot wide shoulders you bastards!
                   -WYLDKARD-........Stack'dHARD! Out 65th!
                   heffmike........Stack'dSpike'd....Out at 64!
                   classic.........chipstack'dic....out 63rd!
        Buddy is in rare form and Poem Corner never sounded so bad! The song that is!
                   ck31.......oh no srowrorred and out at 61!
                   Fawk....I forgot about the Dookie! Ya Bastids!
                   madbrooklyn.........sadsackin'.....Out 60th!
                   MiamiDon......is well....MIAMIGAAAWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
                   NewinNov.........ThrewinLow......Out 58th!
                   maigrey..........chipsstay......Out 57th!
                   DaBag........DaBaggis...got Stackedis! Out 56th!
                   scottc25......scottschipsleaveat54!
 Ouch....I f'd up the knockout order....awww fawk it...who gives a fawk...I'm gonna get another beer.....
              
Knockouts :  king1112........"Kings and Queens and guillotines....takin' chips tonigheeeeeet! Out 53rd!
                   peacecorn........chipscorned! Out at 52!
                   budohorseman......chipslostofcourseman! Out 51st!
                   RGC2005.........CUG50!
                   columbo.......columboned at 49!
                   hoyazo.........Chipsstack'dyo! Out 48th!
                   FerricRamsium.......Chipsstack'dforRansom! Out 47th!
                   pvanharibo..........pvanchipshavetogo....Out 46th!
                   DDionysus...........Losesraces2nightsis! Over and Out!

Break # 2 coming up
         











































   





  

5 comments:

actyper said...
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Schaubs said...

Fucko!

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That was pretty funny! As a newcomer to the online poker/blog scene I've definitely gotta be ready for some table insults!!

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