I'm not having fun in January. My house closing was postponed yet again.....I wasn't exactly surprised. Not much else is going on. The latest in a series of postponements has me stressed again. I can't do the things I want to. I just want to sell my
goddamned house to someone who actually wants to buy it. I swear the
Mortgage brokers of the world have all sorts of power and no one to regulate them. I had a previous bad experience with a Mortgage broker back in '04 when I bought my brother-in-laws condo. Nothing was on time....nobody called when they were supposed to...and the guy was a flat-out
fuggin' asshole. Now it seems to have come full circle again with the guy who wants to buy my house. He doesn't have a clue because he is a first-time home buyer. My Real Estate agent and I are plotting against said Mortgage Broker and we are in the process of screwing her over
BIGTIME! Someday I will do a post on the relationship of Real Estate Equity and Pot Equity in
NL Hold'em (then again maybe not...because no one gives a fuck).
So Please get yourself a lawyer when you are buying or selling real estate these days....You will regret it if you don't. If you learn one thing from me then listen to that one....seriously. I did hire a lawyer before my latest R.E. fiasco so I am at least learning from my past mistakes. Lawyers are actually good for something!
Go play the
Bodonkey tonight....it's chock full of
pokery goodness. I am going to kill this game tonight and take out my Real Estate Broker angst on all donkeys that get in my way!
By the way....did anybody see the Colts choke this weekend? How
fuggin' bad was that....they suck! This weekend is going to be a below zero beat down of the Chargers! They are coming to the confines of below zero windy weather from the San Diego sun and the indoor track field AKA the Colts weather-free-hall-of-choke. The Patriots are going to beat the Chargers 42-7! Learn it....Know it....Live it!
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