So close....yet so far..........SO WHAT!!!!

I was close to making my biggest score within a week of my biggest score...I'm in bizarro world.....I still made it 7th place out of 1607 entrants :

It's the final table.....look at the chat in the first pic....funny stuff....there was a set over set. This guy showed up and I think he enjoyed the set over set hand. I know I did. The guy that sucked out to get a set of 8's on the flop got shank'd when a K fell on the turn....Then as soon as the final table started there was a KK into AA hand and the AA held up....

I made a nice run.....

But...I could only get to 7th place when my A-Ko was called by JJ....I did flop a K...but no river fade...the J fell and I was done.....

Well...I was the short stack for most of the final table but when I look at those payouts....ooooof...I feel sick....

Live Bloggage for the Mookie and BBT5 TOC Final seat winner

10:00 PM ET...We are reporting to you with vast resources from 'The Mookie' We here at PokerandMiscellaneousStuff are employing 100 people to bring the best in live blog reports and knockout insults. So with that said....Shuffle up and Deal!

Starting Table :

 Happy Birthday BDR Biatches! 3 years of Inernet Donkosity has been awesome.....I haven't been able to listen but I am listening tonight! 101 Entrants.
Knockouts : Joanne1111.........Joannada is Gigli from Canadia! Out 101st!
                  Bessin.........You Bessin be kiddin' me...Out 100th!
                  edgie212......PokerWedgie99!
                  twoblackaces......andTwoBlackEyes....out 98th!
                  NumbBono.....KnockedOutO 97th!
                  PinkyStinky......StinkyPokery....Out 96th!
                  Julkeus.......JustGetOutus! Out 95th!
                  lightning36.....Edged out by my Kicker....Lightning gets Struck Out 94th!
                  JOELPOKERGOD......Blahhhhahahahahahahahahaaaa!
                  ChampSampson......Chumped and ChipDumped! Out 92nd!
                  Misterd2U........MisterBlistered2Us! Out 91st!
                  lucko21......Gets Fucko'd....Out 90th!
                  Rakewell......OutEarly....Hell! Out 89th!
                  JCutt03......From Varsity now with JV! Out 88th!
                  JoeSpeaker.......Speak of the Devil....Out 87th!
                  shamanalix......This is the End....The end of your chips...my friend!
                  Q4Cracked......Quack Quack QUACKED! Out 85th!
                  DeepChitNJ........UGotStackedNoWay! Out 84th!
                  Wheelz78..........Wheelz83
                  thegroupie.......Overdosed on bad Poker! Out 82nd!
                  railey69........railey81
                  microvillain........microstackin....Out 80th!
                  1TATA1.........Say TATA to the Chips! Out 79th!

First Break coming up!
11:00 PM ET :  left of 101 entries.......

Knockouts : JD Schellnut.......Kicked in the Schellnuts at 78!
                   bigdav1967....gets the bigheave out 77th!
                   DakotaBlock......ChipsStackRocked....Out 76th!
                   ekrr.........outrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....Out 75th!
                   Zeem....Steemed.......Out 74th!
                   Chippy McStacks........Stacky ChipsGawwwwwwwwwwnnnn!
                   pushmonkey72........calldonkey'd72!
                   Alceste..........Aldone....Out 71st!
                   Loretta8........In da Mookienotsog8! Out 70th!
                   bayne_s..........been_stacked! Out 69th!
                   jmdniacc........jmstackediacc'd Out at 68!
                   Astin......Kudos for lastin'....until 67th place!
                   Julius_Goat........Julius_Gaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwnnnnn!
                   asphnxma........out66thnma!
                   The Celtics....Concussions all around....WTF...check that 'roid monster and his fucking 10 foot wide shoulders you bastards!
                   -WYLDKARD-........Stack'dHARD! Out 65th!
                   heffmike........Stack'dSpike'd....Out at 64!
                   classic.........chipstack'dic....out 63rd!
        Buddy is in rare form and Poem Corner never sounded so bad! The song that is!
                   ck31.......oh no srowrorred and out at 61!
                   Fawk....I forgot about the Dookie! Ya Bastids!
                   madbrooklyn.........sadsackin'.....Out 60th!
                   MiamiDon......is well....MIAMIGAAAWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
                   NewinNov.........ThrewinLow......Out 58th!
                   maigrey..........chipsstay......Out 57th!
                   DaBag........DaBaggis...got Stackedis! Out 56th!
                   scottc25......scottschipsleaveat54!
 Ouch....I f'd up the knockout order....awww fawk it...who gives a fawk...I'm gonna get another beer.....
              
Knockouts :  king1112........"Kings and Queens and guillotines....takin' chips tonigheeeeeet! Out 53rd!
                   peacecorn........chipscorned! Out at 52!
                   budohorseman......chipslostofcourseman! Out 51st!
                   RGC2005.........CUG50!
                   columbo.......columboned at 49!
                   hoyazo.........Chipsstack'dyo! Out 48th!
                   FerricRamsium.......Chipsstack'dforRansom! Out 47th!
                   pvanharibo..........pvanchipshavetogo....Out 46th!
                   DDionysus...........Losesraces2nightsis! Over and Out!

Break # 2 coming up
         











































   





  

DDonkeynysus strikes!!!!!!

I know my picture post editing is sad but honestly I'm shocked. Every picture tells a story don't it! Fuck me...June 1st is coming soon and who knows what will happen...I feel a bad beat coming after running like a god. I ran like the anti-DDionysus tonight. I must find some stats for this. I haven't won more than 550 at anytime on FTP since I started here. Curious thing though. Ever since my daughter spilled a glass of water on my laptop PC.....I've been playing better. It knocked out the sound and nothing else. I can't listen to BDR or any other internet radio for that matter. It happened about 2 weeks ago and I've had some great results....very strange indeed!

Some stats for the dorks donks :
Full Tilt Poker Tournament Summary $14 + $1 Rush Super Turbo (162561612) Hold'em No Limit
Buy-In: $14 + $1
Knockout Bounty: $3
DDionysus received 15 Knockout Bounty Awards
Buy-In Chips: 300
932 Entries
Total Prize Pool: $10,252
Tournament started: 2010/05/25 22:21:00 ET
Tournament finished: 2010/05/26 0:03:28 ET

1: DDionysus, $2,357.96 +15 KO's = 2,400+ weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2: Olliespence888, $1,486.54
3: signeiband, $1,102.09
4: Mtown11, $845.79
5: DrOvEInSaNe, $640.75
6: strayy, $461.34
7: newfie sprink, $307.56
8: mads191, $239.90
9: hayabusa0208, $174.28

So this eclipses my 2250 that I won on my favorite tourney on PokerStars. The 10 dollar 6-max NLHE at 11:15 PM ET.  I think I finally like FTP better than PokerStars now...that is a surprise......

The Importance of Table Talk

Description: Table talk won’t make or break your poker game – you can do perfectly well even if you’re a silent player – but it does make it more fun.

Poker started out as a social game.  Something that was played by close friends to while away a few hours.  It’s only recently, with the advent of online poker, that the game has become something played by complete strangers.

In some cases, the thought that you aren’t likely to bump into the people you’re playing with ever again has reduced the civility of the game.  Fortunately, most online poker sites have a chat policy which requires that players are polite to each other, but the overall quality of the chat can vary from community to community.

In some of the better online poker rooms, players engage in a lot of banter.  Paying attention to this banter can actually be helpful as part of your poker strategy.  If you notice that a player’s attitude changes at some point in the game, this could be indicative of the quality of their hand.  Perhaps they’re nervous.  Or perhaps they’re trying to effect an air of uncertainty when they actually have a strong hand.

It’s not all practical though.  Table talk can be an important part of building up your reputation as a poker player.  If you’re always friendly, and make an effort to remember things about the people you play texas hold’em poker with, then you may find that people are more likely to join a table with you on it, improving the social experience of the game and building your reputation as a classy player.

Once you become a part of the community, you will find that experienced players are more likely to share advice with you, which will help you to improve your game.

Half-assed live bloggage

10:25 PM ET :
Half-assed because I just had Big Dumb Sex with the wifey.....that's why I'm 25 minutes late...lol....

Knockouts : My wife (because I'm good like that)
                  DeepChitNJ.......Gigli....no more DeepChipsNJ
                  BamBamCan......BBC has no chips anymore..UC?
                  niktak......niktak paddywhack give Ur chips to WE!
                  ChampSampson......SansChipsSON!
                  Julius_Goat........Chipsius_GONE!
                  shamanalix......"This is the END....You have no chips MY FRIEND...Of your elaborate shoves ALL-IN....alas you have no chips....THE END"!
                  augie00.......auGONE85!
                  hoyazo.......chipsGONZO!
                  edgie212.......edgieEdgieEdgie....get UR Chips Gone here!
                  VinNay.........Vin says Nay to his chipstack!
                  NJerseyAL......NoChipsleftPAL!
                  maigrey..........maiblacknblue with no chips for U!
                  TripJax.......Hates his ChipStax!
                  NightRanger......"You can stillllllll....Lose UR chips in America....ALLIN...SoCalled...You can stillll.....Lose UR Stack in AmereiiiiicAAAA...ALLIN.....Snap Called"!
                  APOSEC72.......ALLOUTSTACKED77
                  SuitedKings......Brokeback Stacked!!!
                  Julkeus.........Justgivesususchips!
                  Maniac57........Stackdiac74!
                  NYRambler........"I'm a ramblin' gamblin' man and I'm flirtin' with DisAAAster"!
                 Mikkael37.........Migaaaaaawwwwwnnnnn72!
                 pushmonkey72........stackeddonkey71!
                 lucko21..........UNlucko70!
                 mclarich........mcGONEich69!

I am drinking some Bud Select 55 and a few glasses of Merlot! Bitches!

Knockouts : veryjosie........veryGONEsie!
     
First Break :  91 enter............67 left!

Long Live DIO!!!

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64coD-rx9sk


11:00 PM ET :
Knockouts : Thegroupie.........Apparently gang-banged and chipless!
                   Bessin...........Bis Be Chipless!
                   ck31......herro and goodbye....chipress and out 65th!
                   SmBoatDrinks........Taken out by a rogue wave of chips!
                   gpjacobs.....GonePaulJones!
               
ahhh....yes....a suckout always gets you going....in the bedroom and on the felt...my A-5o in SB vs. A-Ko in BB....I'll take it!

Knockouts : SUPDAWG........STACKEDDOG!!!
                  Astin..........kudos for lastin till 61st!
                  dbcooper53.......SooperDooper60!
                  yestbay1.........noway59!
                  VBPro7.........VeryBadProgress58!
                  Troublecat........Troublethat....out 57th!
                  columbo.........Stackdunzo!
                  DueceDueceLoose.......DuckDuckFLOOOOSH! Out 55th!

Somehow I have over 5K in chips.......I just may go DEEP tonight....AGAIN!!!!! LOL!
             
Knockouts : pvanharibo......pvanGONEzibo...out 54th!
                  bigdav1967........stackgone53!
                  Joanne1111......."Stack off...from the great white north....stack off......"!
                  sexymelissa.......yowza I like the name but her game must be lame....tonight anyway!
                 Loretta8........LorettanotsoMookeGr8....out 50th!
                
This may be the best video EVER....you have to watch with sound....which I don't have right now on my PC......DO IT NOW!!!

DUI Lawnmower taser dude

Knockouts : Mattazuma......The curse has been reversed! Out 49th!
                  Shabazz Jenkins.......Thank whoever you are I did not want Shabazzy coming to this table....out 48th!
                  BuddyDank.......My AA vs. BD's QQ makes for a real bad scene!
                  Chippy McStacks.......Stacky McGaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnn!
                  jjok..........Stackedout45thOK!
                  microvillain........Macrostack to microstacked to zerostack!
                  smokkee........"you got Knocked...The FUCK....OUT 43rd"!
                 sellthekids.........justdontloseyourstack!
                 Zeem.........'zout 41st!
                 Mike_Maloney.......Chips McPwnd-y!

Second break upcoming :  39 of 91 left over "Ah move over rover....and let Davey take over....ya you know what I'm talkin' about....get on with it baby.....babooOWOOOBabubupbupbOw....bupbOOOOWWWbupbupbodOWWWW"!
Complete with guitar solo....it sounds just like it if you say it......

12:00 AM ET : I think I play much better without sound...what up with that?

Knockouts : -WYLDKARD-..........-STACKEDBYDONK- out 39th!
                  MiamiDon............is well...you know....MIAMIGAAAAAWWWWNNNN!!
                  NumbBono........CornPwn'd and out 37th!
                  iaatg626....ItsAllAboutTheGaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnn36!
                  MaggieO........StackiedYO!
                  BrainMc..........McStacked! Out 34th!
                  stebe65..........Stuck33!
                  DaBag........DaBagisEmpty!
                  MorningThunder........"A Mornin' thunder...and pourin' raieeen!....He's losing chips like in a hurricaaaaaaaaaane"!
                  heffmike.........chipSTACKED! Out 30th!
                  riggstad.........SpikedBAD.....Out 29th!
                  NoMetal.......NoChipsEither!
                  twoblackaces.......nochipsduetolostraces!
                  adamsapple19........choked off 26th!
                  classic.............classic-ly pwned...out 25th!
                  RGC2005.......RGC2005...pwned 2010!
                  lightning36......AsQs<99......lightbulb is dimmed at 23!
                  Misterd2U........MisterGone2Me!
                  ekrr........Gonrrrrrrr!
                  actyper........MookieGaaaawwwwwwnnnner!
                  AgSweep.......Go2Sleep!
                  jamyhawk........gone-ystacked!
                  wolfshead........Stackdead! Out 16th!
                  Corron10.......Out15th!
                  cmitch......OutBitch! I'm just glad I don't have to play U tonight!
                  p1mpin........Pimp-slapped....Out 13th!
                  23Warsaw.......Sure as the pope was polish....he's out 12th!
                  Mondogarage.........Gonedostackaaaaaaaaage! Out 11th!
                  muhctim......Quad Ace Pwnage! Out 10th on the final table bubble!
                 
Final Table :

        

Missed my Quad Aces massacre previous to final table...D'oh!

3rd break coming up........8 left.......oh BBT5TOC....how I do want thee!
1:00 AM ET

Knockouts : jimdniacc......GoneBadBeatiacc.....A-Jo

                   PirateLawyer....Smells like somebody got Pwned...out 7th!
                   DakotaBlock......Cockblocked and Stack'd! Out 6th!
                   NewinNov....and Memphis Mojo on the same hand...Yosoyveneno is poison to both your chip cravings!
                   DDionysus.......by the power of DIO....I sadly cannot bring home the bacon! I pushed my JJ into OSU's Qs-9s and guess what....he spiked a Q and I'm out FML!
                   YoSoyVeneno......Can't stop the Dream Crusher...Out 2nd.
                   ooosssuuu754.....3 wins in 2 weeks? That's OK. That is good...very goot!































          
       

Late to the Party bloggage...but live nonetheless.....

7:07...pockets 8's win my first pot....I'm a little late but I'm here and buzzed as usual....Bud Lights and Bud Select 55 because I'm watchin' my figure.....
My speakers are busted on my PC so I can't listen to BDR while I play...first bad beat of the night!

Knokouts :  dignitasMOYES.......dignitasMOVESOUT!!!
                  All In at 420.....All Gone at 111
                  BENJO_CP........BENJO_CHIPSGONE!!!!
                  hoyazo........hoyGONZO!!!!!
                  Fuel55......Gheyed108!!!

Interesting first table....screen shot for yo mama.....

I've been drinking beers all day!...wwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

my 8-4s just took a large pot from waffles....I flopped two pair and had a flush draw if you didn't see it.....

Knockout : columbo..........columBONED!!!!!
                 
Wawfuls just took a large pot off Lightning36 with aces....huh!?!?

Knockouts : PirateLawyer........Smells like somebody got sued fo' all his chips!
                   dawnsummers......Someone left their chips out....in the rainnnnn!!!!
                   Rakewell..........Doesn'tholdontochipswell!!!!
                   pushmonkey72......Donkmonkey'd103
                   summer_babe.......May chip showers bring June...ah fuck it...out 102nd!
                   Kevmath......BBT5 freeroll is > Kevmath....ya see what I did there???
                  
Troublcat just joined the table....he won more in one tournament a few years back than our whole table combined for out whole poker careers...just a guess but probably correct...

Knockouts : JoeSpeaker.......Out like the speakers on my PC tonight......out 100th....
                   Easycure........EasycomeeasyGONE!!!

QQ on the button.....I raised IG out....she's not calling.....

Knockouts : desertblade.........desertedherchips!!!
                   gcpwildbill........Wildbill done been sent out yonder!!!
                   katitude........found a puuuuuurrrrfect way to lose her chips!!!
                   irongirl......."I am Iron Girl...my chips are in a magnetic world"!!!
                   NewinNov......Goneat94

First break.............
8:00 PM ET..........

Knokouts : niktak.....niktak paddywhack....lose your chips today!
                 edgie212....losthisedgie92!
                 RGC2005......RunGoodCannot2005!
                 TripJax....already has TOC seat and is GAWWWWNNNNNNN!!!
                
Lightning just nearly stacked Waffles.....oh the humanity! Here is a sample :

Dealer: Hand #20896443770
Dealer: Troublecat posts the small blind of 50
Dealer: heffmike posts the big blind of 100
Dealer: You have been dealt [Qd 6d]
Dealer: ImNotYourFriend folds
Dealer: Bone_Daddy84 folds
Dealer: DDionysus folds
Dealer: babaghanoush folds
Dealer: Maniac57 raises to 300
Dealer: lightning36 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: lightning36 raises to 700
Dealer: veryjosie has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: veryjosie folds
Dealer: Troublecat folds
Dealer: heffmike folds
Dealer: Maniac57 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Maniac57 raises to 5,504, and is all in
Dealer: lightning36 calls 3,150, and is all in
Dealer: Maniac57 shows [Jc Jh]
Dealer: lightning36 shows [Qs As]
Dealer: Uncalled bet of 1,654 returned to Maniac57
Dealer: The flop is [Ac 5h 7c]
Dealer: The turn is [Tc]
Dealer: The river is [6h]
Maniac57: such a bad call
Dealer: Maniac57 shows a pair of Jacks
Dealer: lightning36 shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: lightning36 wins the pot (7,850) with a pair of Aces
Dealer: Hand #20896466501
Dealer: heffmike posts the small blind of 50
Dealer: ImNotYourFriend posts the big blind of 100
Dealer: You have been dealt [5d 7s]
Dealer: Bone_Daddy84 folds
Dealer: DDionysus folds
veryjosie: wow
Maniac57: congratz for being a moron
Dealer: babaghanoush raises to 300
Dealer: Maniac57 folds
Dealer: lightning36 raises to 700
Dealer: veryjosie folds
Dealer: Troublecat folds
Dealer: heffmike folds
Dealer: ImNotYourFriend folds
Dealer: babaghanoush has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: babaghanoush raises to 2,485, and is all in
Dealer: lightning36 calls 1,785
Dealer: babaghanoush shows [Ac Ad]
Dealer: lightning36 shows [Kc Ah]
Dealer: The flop is [9h As 8c]
lightning36: oops
Dealer: The turn is [4h]
Dealer: The river is [Th]
Maniac57: see moron
Dealer: babaghanoush shows three of a kind, Aces
Dealer: lightning36 shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: babaghanoush wins the pot (5,120) with three of a kind, Aces
Dealer: Hand #20896483806
Dealer: ImNotYourFriend posts the small blind of 50
Dealer: Bone_Daddy84 posts the big blind of 100
Dealer: You have been dealt [Ad Kd]
Maniac57: &!$%ing idiot
Dealer: DDionysus raises to 350
Dealer: babaghanoush folds
Dealer: Maniac57 folds
Dealer: lightning36 folds
veryjosie: rofl
Dealer: veryjosie folds
Dealer: Troublecat folds
Dealer: heffmike folds
Dealer: ImNotYourFriend folds
Dealer: Bone_Daddy84 folds
Dealer: Uncalled bet of 250 returned to DDionysus
veryjosie: easy come easy go
Dealer: DDionysus mucks
Dealer: DDionysus wins the pot (250)
Dealer: Hand #20896491632
Maniac57: all you do is flip a coiun and get lucky
Dealer: Bone_Daddy84 posts the small blind of 50
Dealer: DDionysus posts the big blind of 100
Dealer: You have been dealt [3h 8d]
Dealer: babaghanoush folds
Dealer: Maniac57 folds
Maniac57: &$#$ing moron
Dealer: lightning36 folds
Dealer: veryjosie folds
Dealer: Troublecat folds
Dealer: heffmike has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: heffmike raises to 275
Dealer: ImNotYourFriend folds
Dealer: Bone_Daddy84 folds
Dealer: DDionysus folds
Dealer: Uncalled bet of 175 returned to heffmike
Dealer: heffmike mucks
Dealer: heffmike wins the pot (250)

I just took a nice pot....It wasn't a move Heff...it was goot! Def. a great fold...

Knockouts : Jim McManus.....Chips McGONEUS!!!!
                  jayhawk..........Flyyyyyyy on your wing.....like an eagle...fly high....and lose    your chips!!!!!!
                  Maniac57......waffled then wawfuled....then Maniac87!
                  penner42......."well we're livin' here in Allentown....where you can't keep chips around"!!
                  wendyholic......losingchipsaholic!!!!
                  drchako1.........SleeSTACKED!!!!!
                  DpBrth..........Out 83rd!!!
                  ooosssuuu754......allout82nd!...besides...he already has a TOC seat....
                  veryjosie.......verychipless....out 81st!
                  NYRAJF.....NewYorkRangersAreJerksFuckoff....out 80th.....
                  lucko21........OutO'd 79th!
                  OhCaptain.....Oh You are out about 78th!
                  madbrooklyn.......Chipstack got Crooklyn'd...out 77th!
                  BobRespert........Mr. Respert you are GONE!
                 dantana 72......."I said book 'im Dano....not get stacked!
                 BuddyDank.......Dank position apparently was 74th!
                 HighOnPoker.......AlergicToChips!
                 Maudie......Oh so gaudie....out 72nd!
                 cemfredmd......ChipsEradicatedMasterfully Fred
                 Joanne1111.....Go get Buddy a beer! Maybe not.....out 70th!
                 1Queens Up1....I hate your fucking Flyers....and I hate the Bruins....they are all dead to me forever!!!!!!!!!
                 Ali Nejad......Ali Nockedout!
                 ElSnarfGrande.........ElSnuff'dGAAAWWWWWNDEEEEE!
                 UpForPoker......GoingToBed!!!
                 maigrey........Out 65th!
                 dignitasODEE.......ChipsaregoneRIGHTNOW!!!!!!
                 TexansBaby........Gone baby GONE!!!!!!
                 MiamiDon......I can't use anything but..is MIAMIGONE!!!!
                 SnailTrax.....slimed out 61st!
                 Pechorin..........ChipsareOUT!!!!
                 Drizztdj...........ChipsRGonede!!!
                 whojedi..........Use the force biatch!
                 cracknaces.........Gone57.....
                 AUDITOR NURSE.......Audited Nurse Ratchet and got medicated....
                 ImNotYourFriend......NeitherAreYourChips!
                 pvanharibo......pvanGONEibo!
                 TuscaloosaGAWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!
                 Cookie_Plays......and loses all her chips!

9:00 PM ET....112 entries....51 left........ante up!

Knockouts : bayne_s........bayned_stacked
                  cmitch.......Out 50th...
                  jjok......jjoutout 49th!
                  R1hard R0rty.....out

I just took a massive pot off a player who is 100 times better than me...now I have 13K+ I had KK against A-Ko and A-Qo (dead stack).

knockouts : NightRanger....."Motorin'....watch your stack tonieeeeeght....you got stacked all in lieeeght.....you'll watch TV tonieeeeeght....badabaaaadaaaadum"!
                  VinNay......ChipsNay!
                  CK Pony......ChipsKaught Gone-y
                  Bone_Daddy84....Gone Daddy_44
                  acumen53......Mind Your own business and chips!
                  TNSpaceman......TNGoneman42!
                  Troublecat..........Nearly stacked by the biggest donkey ever....ME!
                 
Ooooof....I just got aces and asphnxma had K's...all in pre flop....I actually faded the K!
  
Knockouts : Bruce Buffer....Let's get ready to Rumble!!!!! Out 40th!
                   ck31........herro....and goodbye!....ck39!
                   a104l9.....OU812 and UROut 38th!
                   asphnxma.......KK vs. AA is no way to go out in a tourney!
                   Astin.......Lostin36th
                   AlCantHang.......OnToHisChips....out 35th!

I just got bamboozled by two straight sets....I got it in ahead both times....oh FTP how I love thee!

Knockouts : JHartness.....JChipless!
                  peacecorn....Peace, Pot, and Microdot! Out 33rd!
                 
I'm in first....we'll see how log this lasts......

Knockouts : InstantTragedy......InstantStackedy!
                  Jeremiah Smith........Another FTP red Pro goes bye!
                  twoblackaces.......Loses chips with twomanyraces!
                  NYRambler...."Lawd I was born a ramblin' maaa...hannn....tryin' to keep my chips away from the mannnnnnnnnn" out 29th!
                  Texas Woman......Houston we have a problem! Out 28th!
                  scurvydog......Aaaaaaaaaargghh......Give me yer chips matey! Out 27th!
                  Shane Nickerson.......Gone Chipserson!
                  Roy Winston........Smoked! Another FTP Red Pro out 25th!
                  Riggstad...........Chipsgone out 24th!

Break number 3 is coming up! There are 32 left and I am in 4th.......

10:00 PM ET............Card dead.......

Knokouts : SmBoatDrinks........Back to the boat....or was it beat by a full boat?
                 jdfreebird......"Gonnna pushhushhhhhh my chips now!!!" Out 22nd
                 change100.......Gone21!
                 Schaubs.......Shauful'd.....out 20th!
                 acamy......AllChipsGone-sy!!! Bubbliscious.......
      In the money......

Lightning36 runs GOOT! Wowza! Candyman goes to Candyland!!!

Knokouts : Loretta8......Loretta18!!!!
                 sk1126........skooled out 17th!
                 PhilSAFC........Phil MaChipsin So Allin Freakin Called! out 16th! These are getting pretty bad now that I am sorta drunk.....
               
KK on the button....I'm all in!  Into the chip leader.....ugh! BOOOOMMMM!!!

Knockouts : CosmicClown........HomeyDon't Play that! I had KK to his A-Q....
                  BadBlood......Bad time to get yer chips in! Out 14th!
                  heffmike......HeffSpiked....out 13th!
                  garthmeister......"You say you're...havin' trouble with your chipstack siiiiize.....it's givin' you the bluuuuuuuuues"! Out 12th It ould have been destiny if I could type....garthmeister....OUT 13TH! But nooooooooooo.....
                  Julius_Goat........Julius_GONE! Out 11th.....
 Not much going on...except the final table bubble......
                 
4th break coming up....I am 9th of 10.....make that 10 of 10.....
                 
11:00 PM ET....I am in the Bubble position for the final table....Fawk me....

Wow....I just pushed with 12 BB and my As-8s...and river'd a flush....love the Double-up final table push!!!! I pushed into Ah-Jh....I know...I suck....

Knockouts : NumbBono........BummedOUT 10th!
                 
Final Table shot :

      
Knockouts :  BamBamCan.....BamBamCannnnnnnot win the TOC seat...Out 9th!
                   OtisDart.......Cannot spike a bullseye...out 8th!
                   babaghanoush.......It's a Shamus about Baba....out 7th!
                   USAF_Trevor......."You're a Maverick...nobody wants to be your wingman"! Out 6th!
                  KimLovo........Out Five-O!
                
VeryJosie :
veryjosie (Observer): light you #$$%%DAM  $%^^&&SUCKING *(&&%#@%$

KK double-up vs Smokkee..........still 4 left......

Out 4th......my A-Ko vs. Shabazz Jenkins 10's....he full boated on the river too....So far during the BBT5 cmitch and Shabazz Jenkins have been my achilles heal you bastids!

Looks like Smokkee got Smoked in 3rd place....Lighting and Shabazz play for winner but they have acquired the necessary TOC Seats.....Congrats!


Edit : late Sunday Ronnie James Dio passed away. He was one of the greatest metal singers and lyricists of all time. He's been recording and tourning since 1957!!!!

Today my man you are 'The Last In Line'

We're a ship without a storm
The cold without the warm
Light inside the darkness that it needs, yeah

We're a laugh without a tear
The hope without the fear
We are coming - home

We're off to the witch
We may never never never come home
But the magic that we'll feel
Is worth a lifetime

We're all born upon the cross
The throw before the toss
You can release yourself
But the only way is down

We don't come alone
We are fire we are stone
We're the hand that writes
Then quickly moves away

We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line
We're the last in line

Two eyes from the east
It's the angel or the beast
And the answer lies between
The good and bad
We search for the truth
We could die upon the tooth
But the thrill of just the chase
Is worth the pain

We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line
We're the last in line

We're off to the witch
We may never never never come home
But the magic that we'll feel
Is worth a lifetime

We're all born upon the cross
The throw before the toss
You can release yourself
But the only way you go is down

We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line
We're the last in line

-Ronnie James Dio

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/r/ronnie_james_dio/#share

               

Short live bloggage

I was late...about 20 minutes for tonight's free roll. I was in the BB with 9-10o.....I called a small raise by one cmitch. 3-2-9 on the flop...I checked....probably my biggest mistake. cmitch pushed....I called. He had 44 and I couldn't fade the 4 on the turn....yikes. cmitch you are my nemesis in the BBT....going back years. So I had A-Q under the gun not too long after and I raised it...ooosssuuu pushed all in with J-7 or something. He spiked a J and then another on the river. Out in two hands..ouch.

Knockouts : DDionysus......The god of women, wine, and song cannot run like a god. Instead he looks into the eyes of Medusa and sinks like a stone to the bottom of the heap. D'oh!

Happy Mother's Day

All you Muthas and Mothers

The BBT5....Live Canookie Bloggage...for yer squashage

OK....so this live blog series of the BBT5 has turned into Knockout recaps. NO....not even the hand/beat that respective players have been knocked out by. They are simply my way of contributing  giving back..or is it giving it to the poker blogger community. Whatever it is...it is meant to be taken completely seriously......and you should be utterly insulted by the way I make fun of your poker screen names that you have selected to represent yourselves. You should also punch yourself in the face multiple times while wearing a snugly fit cheese grater that you may have purchased from your sick and twisted past torture fetish. I hope that nobody has an aversion to run on sentences either as I blog in my stream-of-consciousness style and Knockout insult goodness. That sentence made no sense as I am overly tired from working harder than ever. So back by popular demand is the livebloggageknockoutbuttbongofiestaCanookieMookieBBT5-OonCincoDeMayOOOOO.

Kudos to my daughter who turned 5 years old today. Yes that is right...she was born on 5-5-05 and she turned 5 on 5-o de May-o. Pretty effin cool huh?

THE BRUINS WIN....THE BRUINS WIN....THE BRUINS WIN...THE BRUINS WIN!
Sorry philly....these are not the Broad street bullies of old.....not even close!

Away we gooo........10:00 PM ET : I am drinking Bud Select 55, Bud Light and a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon.....LOL at that. 99 entries in all...we can't get 100?

Starting table shot :

Knockouts :  Bone_Daddy84.....DoneDaddyDone! Gigli!
                   MrBugaDog......BuggaONOUTTAHEYAAAA!
                   fuzzidrawers........what else needs to be said....his memory is fuzzy though!
                   Katitude......the Kitty has littered all her chips in somebody elses stack! Somehow...Kat got knocked out but continued to move up the ranks...huh? Officially 89th
                  
                  
                  
Holy Shit....a mouse just scurried across my fucking floor....jezuz fucking christ what the fuck is that stupid cat of ours doing?.....

Knockouts : The fucking mouse that my cat couldn't kill....BOOOOOM...I step on YOU!
                   cracknaces.........Caracked and Stuhacked!
                  KeepFloppin.......KeepTryin!
                  Rake Feeder....the master of the Foxwoods bellyflop is acutally Fake Reader!
                  InstantTragedy......InstantSeanage....
                  cmitch........now you cmitch.....now you don't cmitch!
                  heffmike.....StackedMike
                  BuddyDank.......BuddyStank'd!!
                  AUDITOR NURSE....Open up and say....

Ooooooo I just took a huge pot with 2 pair flopped and my A-Qo>A-Ko

Knockouts :  Columbo......get a CLUE! and keep your stack TOO!
                    niktak....niktak paddywhack....give your stack to a poker hack!
                   Santa555.....All was quiet throughout the Mookie and Santa555 got stacked and lost his Cookie!
                    PinkyStinky.....StackyGotTakey
                    BadBlood.......BadBeat....probably....
                    Joanne1111......Joannada from Canada lost her stackada to a Manada! She is also not pregnant!

Ouch.....AA.....Shabazz Jenkins had JJ and a flop of 8-J-8....I push...he calls and I turn an Ace! Crazy stuff....sorry about that one.


Knockouts :  Shabazz Jenkins.....takes a bad beat from yours truly...he trapped my ass with a full house and I pushed with Aces...and of course turned an ace. Bad Beat!
                   Pig2Pen.....Stack2SomebodyElse!
                   NYRambler......Ramblo on my man...it is because you are a NYJets fan!
                   DakotaBlock......DakotaStacked....North to South baby...Dakota that is!
                   Hoyazo.......HoyStackedYO!

I am currently in 2nd place of 77 left and about to go on break....

11:00 PM ET :  2nd of 76 remaining
This past weekend we suffered the WATERPOCALYPSE in the Boston and Greater Boston area. Yes...a huge water main broke and 2 million plus had to boil water and  buy bottled water etc. It turned out to be a giant hoax that panicked over 2 million people. I took showers anyway....and I have some sort of stomach bug. WTF???

Knockouts :  JWG277....JustWhatGaveyourchipsaway27perhaps?
                   snowelle30...SnO-ohwelll....SnoOWELLL...ur chips have all gone to Hell!
                   ravensfutbal......Chips are NEVERMORE....NEVERMORE!
                   photojenn.......ChiposGONE!
                   Mike_Maloney......StackedMaPwndy!
                   NumbBono.......DumbStackedYo
                   MorningThunder......StackedAsunder....
                   bayne_s......been_stacked!
                   veryjosie....verystackie'd
                   sellthekids.....Don'tBetTheHouse!
                   ChampSampson......Unfortunately he met O.J. Limpsin!
                   iaatg6296......ItsAllAboutTheGONE!!!

Oooooo....I just flopped a set of Jacks and took out mclarich......

Knockouts : Wheelz78.......Rollin.....Rollin....Knocked out on the Riiiiverrrrrr!
                   jamyhawk......flyme......StackedRageous!
                   Maniac57.......the Spite Call is Bad Y'allllllllll!
                   Loretta8......LorettaL8ter!
                   asphnxma.....SansStackma!
                   Misterd2U.......MisterDeadStack2U!
                   wolfshead.....Little 'ol wolfies stack got mutilated late last night!
                   BamBamCan.....BamBamCanGoToBedRightNowOrDrinkAScotchOnME!
                   mclarich........mcstackedich!
                   Stebe65......Stacked55!
                   RNallin..........BendOverandGetStacked!
                   Bruno75........My name is Bruno!....How ghey is that? you are Bruno53
                   Corron10......StackGone52!
                   Kajagugu.......KajaGONEGONE!
                   SuitedKings....BrokebackMounted!
                   shockin.........and chagrined! Out 49th!
                   TuscaloosaJohn.......is....well....TuscaloosaGOOOOONNNNNE!
                   ues61......U Exactly Stacked at 47!
                   TripJax.......ChipStaxed!
                   MrsFrogger.........Splat! Out 45th!
                   Rakewell........NotFinishWell!
                   Negrealanu.......NegrealaNOT!
                  
Apparently the RedSox win as well.....woohoo! 2nd Break coming up......

12:00 AM ET : 11th of 42 left......

Knockouts : xkm1245.......U have seat already U go now!
                  -o-lucktruck-o-.....-o-Stacked-o-
                  JOELPOKERGOD......blahhahahahahahahahaahahaaa
                  dawnsummers......Someone left their stack out....and it got drainnnnnned!
                  MemphisMojo......Don'tGetStackedYo!
                  NewinNov........GoneinMay!
                  Thorn In Side.......Chips Are Not By Your Side
                  MiamiDon........is....well.....MiamiGOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
                  Unimpressed........Unchipstacked!
                  wwonka69........VerucaSalted and out 33rd!
                  forthebaby......dontthrowthechipsoutwiththebathwaterbaby!
                  Frogger........FroggerBlogger met a Chipstack hogger!
                  El Patron 420......El ChipsGone at 12:20!
                  Blinders......Finder Keepers Chipstack Sweepers!
                  digdav1967....chipsgone28!
                  TheMan2484......StackGone24nevermore
                  adamsapple19.......yappledapple ur chips are crapple!
                  Astin.....25th is better than last'n
                  DeepChitNJ.....SmallStackGoAwayyyyyy!
                  stl_phily.....Bad_Floppy!
                  lightning36......Who can take chipstackkkkkk....and make it go awayyyyyy!...who can make a stacky stack go across the table fast....the CandyMan cannnnnnnnnn.....the CandyMan cannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

                  ooosssuuu754.......OllStackedUp and Out!
                  muhctim......ChipsSlim!
                  GCox25......Apparently GCox19!
                  ms_scary......Chips Scarse-y
                 
I am 15th of 17 left............

Knockouts : pushmonkey72........Stacked by a ChipsJunky!
                   1Queens Up1.......pvandonkibo'd!
                   DaBag........DaChips are in Da other persons hands!
                   ShipFaced12......ShippedChips14th!
                   VBPro7......VeryBadPoker7!
                  
3rd Break coming up....I am the shortstack at the tables.

1:00 AM ET.......Bubble Trubble? So tired and sick Ah-Kh....all in......

Knockouts :  edgie212.......lost his edge and is out ....actually edgie12!
                   Chippy McStacks......Stacky McGawwwwwwwwwwn!
                    pvandonkibo has over 100k more than anybody else.......
                   good fucking grief....I call all in with A-7o and she has AA now....FML! I am bubble boy.......work is gonna be funnnnnnnnn tomorrow!
     
     

BBT5 Invitational Free Roll Event #3-Live Bloggo for ze Noggo

7:15PM ET :
I got here late but just in time for Aces! 1116 entrants...only 111 left after 15 minutes!

Knockouts : Joanne1111 is gigli this week and JoanneGONEGONEGONEGONE!
                  dantana 72......Book 'em Dano.....but don't forget your stack!
                  peacecorn.......peacePOPPED out 114th
                  UpForPoker....UpForBed after getting knocked out 113th
                  Shane Nickerson....Gone Stackerson!
                  niktak......niktak paddywack....give your stack a....way!
                  dignitasODEE.....your luck has run out....pick up yo dignity at the door....
                  BamBamCannnnnnnnnnnnnnot! and is out 109th
                  smokkee.........flames out 108th!
                  Easycure........Easily stacked!
                  TripJax.......TripStacked!!! out 106th
                   Maniac57.......Waffled and Battered....
                  All In At 420......All out at 7:20......
                  Lucko21........Sucko103'd......
                  cracknaces........cracked and stacked..
                  USAF_Trevor......FUBARD Forever.....
                  maigrey.......maiGONE!!!!!!!
                 

7:30 PM ET.......99 Left of 116.....I think I'll turn these posts into 'Knockout posts' since that's all I have time for.

Knockouts :  pvanharibo......pvanhariGONE!
                   HighOnPoker......HighOnSleep as he is stacked and out at 98.
                   whojedi......'Knocked out you are....placing 97th you are'!
                   ooosssuuu754....ooosssuuu96!
                   DaveMcCarthy......Dave McOutsy
                   dignitasMOYES....what's with the dignitas thing....dignitasOUTYES
                   katitude.......MeeeeeeeOUUTTTTT!!! 93rd
                   NumbBono.....NumbBlowMe goes down...heh!

 FOLD.....FOLD.....FOLD....FOLD.....FOLD.....FOLD.....

Knockouts : Texas Woman.....TexasBitchSlapped  8:00 PM ET
                   Maudie......Outtie!!!
                   asphnxma......assOUTma!
                   jamyhawk......jamySHOCKED!
                   Julius_Goat......Julius_LostToaBoat
                   Summer_Babe.....Sunburnt and Blistered...out 86th...
                   BobRespert.....Respert in Peace bro...
                   pushmonkey72.....puchdonkey'd84th.....
                   lightning36......Zapped 83rd!
                   Mean_G.....Mean_GONE!
                   ElSnarfGrande.....ElSnarfGONEDE!
                   cemfredmd.....YGKTFOfredmd
                   R1chardR0rty......DickIsDone
             
Three pros have joined the bloggerati tonight...... Jim McManus (I've always wanted to read that book of his), Roy Winston (no idea who this is), and Matt Stout AKA All In At 420 (already has a seat).

Knockouts : jjok....jjnoWAY!
                  1Queens Up1.....1QueensGoesDOWN!
                  CosmicClown......CosmicDOWN! out 76!
                  penner42......Bowling time....what's that song closing time?
                  BENJO_CP....I think he's from France....'nuff said!
                  APOSEC72....APOSEC73!
                  acamy.......Alldoneamy
                  the_addict....addicted to sleep 'cause it's all he's gettin' tonight!
                  KimLovo.....KimLosso! Out 70th.....
                  cmitch......cGONE!
                  garthmeister........GONEmeister!!
                  ReidGCP......NoReidGTS (GO To Sleep)
                  KevMath......No Chips=GONE!
                  NYRAJF......NYLAYCNGTS
                  gcpwildbill......I have nothing here....you are out 64th though....
                  acumen53......acuGONE63!
                  InstantTragedy.......InstantGONESTACKedy
                  JoeSpeaker......JoegotStacked....errrr!
                  troublecat......troublestacked.........
                  jdfreebird.......wings clipped out....59th....
                  edgie212.....outtie58.....
                  PokerDerk529....PokerJerkedOff57....
                  Mahgenta......Mahspenta yo stacka
                  columbo......I've got nothing....go to bed you!
                  riggstad.......I've got nothing.....but you are out 54th....
                  bayne_s......bayne_stacked....
                  xEntityx.......Poker phantom has stolen your stack....
                  profvegas.......professor Lou Sestack to you!
                  TuscaloosaJohn.......TuscaloosaGONE!! I already used that one...but sounds good to me....
                  scurvydog......Aye matey...Ye lost ye stack didja?
                  Roy Winston.....Roy got smoked like a Winston....
                  dawnsummers.......GONEbummers!
                  Fuel55.......Fool46
                  FerricRansium......I've got nothing you are out 45th...
                  Pechorin........StackedAllIn.....
                  DDionysus.....fuck me....I couldn't fade the ace....I did flop a 10 but I was short stacked.