My speakers are busted on my PC so I can't listen to BDR while I play...first bad beat of the night!
Knokouts : dignitasMOYES.......dignitasMOVESOUT!!!
All In at 420.....All Gone at 111
BENJO_CP........BENJO_CHIPSGONE!!!!
hoyazo........hoyGONZO!!!!!
Fuel55......Gheyed108!!!
Interesting first table....screen shot for yo mama.....
I've been drinking beers all day!...wwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
my 8-4s just took a large pot from waffles....I flopped two pair and had a flush draw if you didn't see it.....
Knockout : columbo..........columBONED!!!!!
Wawfuls just took a large pot off Lightning36 with aces....huh!?!?
Knockouts : PirateLawyer........Smells like somebody got sued fo' all his chips!
dawnsummers......Someone left their chips out....in the rainnnnn!!!!
Rakewell..........Doesn'tholdontochipswell!!!!
pushmonkey72......Donkmonkey'd103
summer_babe.......May chip showers bring June...ah fuck it...out 102nd!
Kevmath......BBT5 freeroll is > Kevmath....ya see what I did there???
Troublcat just joined the table....he won more in one tournament a few years back than our whole table combined for out whole poker careers...just a guess but probably correct...
Knockouts : JoeSpeaker.......Out like the speakers on my PC tonight......out 100th....
Easycure........EasycomeeasyGONE!!!
QQ on the button.....I raised IG out....she's not calling.....
Knockouts : desertblade.........desertedherchips!!!
gcpwildbill........Wildbill done been sent out yonder!!!
katitude........found a puuuuuurrrrfect way to lose her chips!!!
irongirl......."I am Iron Girl...my chips are in a magnetic world"!!!
NewinNov......Goneat94
First break.............
8:00 PM ET..........
Knokouts : niktak.....niktak paddywhack....lose your chips today!
edgie212....losthisedgie92!
RGC2005......RunGoodCannot2005!
TripJax....already has TOC seat and is GAWWWWNNNNNNN!!!
Lightning just nearly stacked Waffles.....oh the humanity! Here is a sample :
Dealer: Hand #20896443770
Dealer: Troublecat posts the small blind of 50
Dealer: heffmike posts the big blind of 100
Dealer: You have been dealt [Qd 6d]
Dealer: ImNotYourFriend folds
Dealer: Bone_Daddy84 folds
Dealer: DDionysus folds
Dealer: babaghanoush folds
Dealer: Maniac57 raises to 300
Dealer: lightning36 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: lightning36 raises to 700
Dealer: veryjosie has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: veryjosie folds
Dealer: Troublecat folds
Dealer: heffmike folds
Dealer: Maniac57 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Maniac57 raises to 5,504, and is all in
Dealer: lightning36 calls 3,150, and is all in
Dealer: Maniac57 shows [Jc Jh]
Dealer: lightning36 shows [Qs As]
Dealer: Uncalled bet of 1,654 returned to Maniac57
Dealer: The flop is [Ac 5h 7c]
Dealer: The turn is [Tc]
Dealer: The river is [6h]
Maniac57: such a bad call
Dealer: Maniac57 shows a pair of Jacks
Dealer: lightning36 shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: lightning36 wins the pot (7,850) with a pair of Aces
Dealer: Hand #20896466501
Dealer: heffmike posts the small blind of 50
Dealer: ImNotYourFriend posts the big blind of 100
Dealer: You have been dealt [5d 7s]
Dealer: Bone_Daddy84 folds
Dealer: DDionysus folds
veryjosie: wow
Maniac57: congratz for being a moron
Dealer: babaghanoush raises to 300
Dealer: Maniac57 folds
Dealer: lightning36 raises to 700
Dealer: veryjosie folds
Dealer: Troublecat folds
Dealer: heffmike folds
Dealer: ImNotYourFriend folds
Dealer: babaghanoush has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: babaghanoush raises to 2,485, and is all in
Dealer: lightning36 calls 1,785
Dealer: babaghanoush shows [Ac Ad]
Dealer: lightning36 shows [Kc Ah]
Dealer: The flop is [9h As 8c]
lightning36: oops
Dealer: The turn is [4h]
Dealer: The river is [Th]
Maniac57: see moron
Dealer: babaghanoush shows three of a kind, Aces
Dealer: lightning36 shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: babaghanoush wins the pot (5,120) with three of a kind, Aces
Dealer: Hand #20896483806
Dealer: ImNotYourFriend posts the small blind of 50
Dealer: Bone_Daddy84 posts the big blind of 100
Dealer: You have been dealt [Ad Kd]
Maniac57: &!$%ing idiot
Dealer: DDionysus raises to 350
Dealer: babaghanoush folds
Dealer: Maniac57 folds
Dealer: lightning36 folds
veryjosie: rofl
Dealer: veryjosie folds
Dealer: Troublecat folds
Dealer: heffmike folds
Dealer: ImNotYourFriend folds
Dealer: Bone_Daddy84 folds
Dealer: Uncalled bet of 250 returned to DDionysus
veryjosie: easy come easy go
Dealer: DDionysus mucks
Dealer: DDionysus wins the pot (250)
Dealer: Hand #20896491632
Maniac57: all you do is flip a coiun and get lucky
Dealer: Bone_Daddy84 posts the small blind of 50
Dealer: DDionysus posts the big blind of 100
Dealer: You have been dealt [3h 8d]
Dealer: babaghanoush folds
Dealer: Maniac57 folds
Maniac57: &$#$ing moron
Dealer: lightning36 folds
Dealer: veryjosie folds
Dealer: Troublecat folds
Dealer: heffmike has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: heffmike raises to 275
Dealer: ImNotYourFriend folds
Dealer: Bone_Daddy84 folds
Dealer: DDionysus folds
Dealer: Uncalled bet of 175 returned to heffmike
Dealer: heffmike mucks
Dealer: heffmike wins the pot (250)
I just took a nice pot....It wasn't a move Heff...it was goot! Def. a great fold...
Knockouts : Jim McManus.....Chips McGONEUS!!!!
jayhawk..........Flyyyyyyy on your wing.....like an eagle...fly high....and lose your chips!!!!!!
Maniac57......waffled then wawfuled....then Maniac87!
penner42......."well we're livin' here in Allentown....where you can't keep chips around"!!
wendyholic......losingchipsaholic!!!!
drchako1.........SleeSTACKED!!!!!
DpBrth..........Out 83rd!!!
ooosssuuu754......allout82nd!...besides...he already has a TOC seat....
veryjosie.......verychipless....out 81st!
NYRAJF.....NewYorkRangersAreJerksFuckoff....out 80th.....
lucko21........OutO'd 79th!
OhCaptain.....Oh You are out about 78th!
madbrooklyn.......Chipstack got Crooklyn'd...out 77th!
BobRespert........Mr. Respert you are GONE!
dantana 72......."I said book 'im Dano....not get stacked!
BuddyDank.......Dank position apparently was 74th!
HighOnPoker.......AlergicToChips!
Maudie......Oh so gaudie....out 72nd!
cemfredmd......ChipsEradicatedMasterfully Fred
Joanne1111.....Go get Buddy a beer! Maybe not.....out 70th!
1Queens Up1....I hate your fucking Flyers....and I hate the Bruins....they are all dead to me forever!!!!!!!!!
Ali Nejad......Ali Nockedout!
ElSnarfGrande.........ElSnuff'dGAAAWWWWWNDEEEEE!
UpForPoker......GoingToBed!!!
maigrey........Out 65th!
dignitasODEE.......ChipsaregoneRIGHTNOW!!!!!!
TexansBaby........Gone baby GONE!!!!!!
MiamiDon......I can't use anything but..is MIAMIGONE!!!!
SnailTrax.....slimed out 61st!
Pechorin..........ChipsareOUT!!!!
Drizztdj...........ChipsRGonede!!!
whojedi..........Use the force biatch!
cracknaces.........Gone57.....
AUDITOR NURSE.......Audited Nurse Ratchet and got medicated....
ImNotYourFriend......NeitherAreYourChips!
pvanharibo......pvanGONEibo!
TuscaloosaGAWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!
Cookie_Plays......and loses all her chips!
9:00 PM ET....112 entries....51 left........ante up!
Knockouts : bayne_s........bayned_stacked
cmitch.......Out 50th...
jjok......jjoutout 49th!
R1hard R0rty.....out
I just took a massive pot off a player who is 100 times better than me...now I have 13K+ I had KK against A-Ko and A-Qo (dead stack).
knockouts : NightRanger....."Motorin'....watch your stack tonieeeeeght....you got stacked all in lieeeght.....you'll watch TV tonieeeeeght....badabaaaadaaaadum"!
VinNay......ChipsNay!
CK Pony......ChipsKaught Gone-y
Bone_Daddy84....Gone Daddy_44
acumen53......Mind Your own business and chips!
TNSpaceman......TNGoneman42!
Troublecat..........Nearly stacked by the biggest donkey ever....ME!
Ooooof....I just got aces and asphnxma had K's...all in pre flop....I actually faded the K!
Knockouts : Bruce Buffer....Let's get ready to Rumble!!!!! Out 40th!
ck31........herro....and goodbye!....ck39!
a104l9.....OU812 and UROut 38th!
asphnxma.......KK vs. AA is no way to go out in a tourney!
Astin.......Lostin36th
AlCantHang.......OnToHisChips....out 35th!
I just got bamboozled by two straight sets....I got it in ahead both times....oh FTP how I love thee!
Knockouts : JHartness.....JChipless!
peacecorn....Peace, Pot, and Microdot! Out 33rd!
I'm in first....we'll see how log this lasts......
Knockouts : InstantTragedy......InstantStackedy!
Jeremiah Smith........Another FTP red Pro goes bye!
twoblackaces.......Loses chips with twomanyraces!
NYRambler...."Lawd I was born a ramblin' maaa...hannn....tryin' to keep my chips away from the mannnnnnnnnn" out 29th!
Texas Woman......Houston we have a problem! Out 28th!
scurvydog......Aaaaaaaaaargghh......Give me yer chips matey! Out 27th!
Shane Nickerson.......Gone Chipserson!
Roy Winston........Smoked! Another FTP Red Pro out 25th!
Riggstad...........Chipsgone out 24th!
Break number 3 is coming up! There are 32 left and I am in 4th.......
10:00 PM ET............Card dead.......
Knokouts : SmBoatDrinks........Back to the boat....or was it beat by a full boat?
jdfreebird......"Gonnna pushhushhhhhh my chips now!!!" Out 22nd
change100.......Gone21!
Schaubs.......Shauful'd.....out 20th!
acamy......AllChipsGone-sy!!! Bubbliscious.......
In the money......
Lightning36 runs GOOT! Wowza! Candyman goes to Candyland!!!
Knokouts : Loretta8......Loretta18!!!!
sk1126........skooled out 17th!
PhilSAFC........Phil MaChipsin So Allin Freakin Called! out 16th! These are getting pretty bad now that I am sorta drunk.....
KK on the button....I'm all in! Into the chip leader.....ugh! BOOOOMMMM!!!
Knockouts : CosmicClown........HomeyDon't Play that! I had KK to his A-Q....
BadBlood......Bad time to get yer chips in! Out 14th!
heffmike......HeffSpiked....out 13th!
garthmeister......"You say you're...havin' trouble with your chipstack siiiiize.....it's givin' you the bluuuuuuuuues"! Out 12th It ould have been destiny if I could type....garthmeister....OUT 13TH! But nooooooooooo.....
Julius_Goat........Julius_GONE! Out 11th.....
Not much going on...except the final table bubble......
4th break coming up....I am 9th of 10.....make that 10 of 10.....
11:00 PM ET....I am in the Bubble position for the final table....Fawk me....
Wow....I just pushed with 12 BB and my As-8s...and river'd a flush....love the Double-up final table push!!!! I pushed into Ah-Jh....I know...I suck....
Knockouts : NumbBono........BummedOUT 10th!
Final Table shot :
Knockouts : BamBamCan.....BamBamCannnnnnnot win the TOC seat...Out 9th!
OtisDart.......Cannot spike a bullseye...out 8th!
babaghanoush.......It's a Shamus about Baba....out 7th!
USAF_Trevor......."You're a Maverick...nobody wants to be your wingman"! Out 6th!
KimLovo........Out Five-O!
VeryJosie :
veryjosie (Observer): light you #$$%%DAM $%^^&&SUCKING *(&&%#@%$
KK double-up vs Smokkee..........still 4 left......
Out 4th......my A-Ko vs. Shabazz Jenkins 10's....he full boated on the river too....So far during the BBT5 cmitch and Shabazz Jenkins have been my achilles heal you bastids!
Looks like Smokkee got Smoked in 3rd place....Lighting and Shabazz play for winner but they have acquired the necessary TOC Seats.....Congrats!
Edit : late Sunday Ronnie James Dio passed away. He was one of the greatest metal singers and lyricists of all time. He's been recording and tourning since 1957!!!!
Today my man you are 'The Last In Line'
We're a ship without a storm
The cold without the warm
Light inside the darkness that it needs, yeah
We're a laugh without a tear
The hope without the fear
We are coming - home
We're off to the witch
We may never never never come home
But the magic that we'll feel
Is worth a lifetime
We're all born upon the cross
The throw before the toss
You can release yourself
But the only way is down
We don't come alone
We are fire we are stone
We're the hand that writes
Then quickly moves away
We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line
We're the last in line
Two eyes from the east
It's the angel or the beast
And the answer lies between
The good and bad
We search for the truth
We could die upon the tooth
But the thrill of just the chase
Is worth the pain
We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line
We're the last in line
We're off to the witch
We may never never never come home
But the magic that we'll feel
Is worth a lifetime
We're all born upon the cross
The throw before the toss
You can release yourself
But the only way you go is down
We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line
We're the last in line
-Ronnie James Dio
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Another classic!
Thank you for sharing the article with us , waiting for more like this one !
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